Scumbag society

1. 2017-06-02 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Get a job!"
   
   -Doesn't let you get one.
2. 2017-06-02 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I sold rattex for 5 years before I ever posted on RDFRN and look where I am now
   
   
3. 2017-06-02 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why the fuck can't you get a job? It's literally the easiest thing in the world to be employed. There are jobs everywhere - you just may not like the ones you get to choose from for being a failure.
4. 2017-06-02 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD.
   
   :)
   
   It is pretty easy. I don't know your work history or what you feel confident in shucker but I will tell you you could 100% have a paying job by the end of tomorrow. Don't give up so easily M8. Maybe the job will suck but tough it out for 2 weeks and at least see how you feel then. Either way you get one decent paycheck out of the deal while you brainstorm get rich schemes in the meantime.
5. 2017-06-02 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Why the fuck can't you get a job? It's literally the easiest thing in the world to be employed. There are jobs everywhere - you just may not like the ones you get to choose from for being a failure.

   
   Felony convictions seriously screw your employment chances
   
   Most companies do online applications now and if you even check yes on the felony conviction box it will never be seen by a human.
6. 2017-06-02 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What's Actro's felony?
   
   pls say anal rampage
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7. 2017-06-02 at 3:08 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Most companies do both onkine and paper apps, and just don't check the yes felony box. It's not illegal.
8. 2017-06-02 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Most companies do both onkine and paper apps, and just don't check the yes felony box. It's not illegal.

   
   They'll find it when they do the background check
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   • aldra
9. 2017-06-02 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Most companies do both onkine and paper apps, and just don't check the yes felony box. It's not illegal.

   
   yeah but they'll be pissed when they find out themselves. you'd probably have better luck saying you've learned your lesson and are trying to get your life back on track, unless you got done for fraud/theft or something serious like multiple anal rampage
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10. 2017-06-02 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    How many companies actually run background checks through? Major ones might, but I really doubt smaller companies are serious about it. Even in the financial industry, it's only about a 50% of the time (based on what I've seen and been told, admittedly) that employers who claim they're going to do a background check actually do.
11. 2017-06-02 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny How many companies actually run background checks through? Major ones might, but I really doubt smaller companies are serious about it. Even in the financial industry, it's only about a 50% of the time (based on what I've seen and been told, admittedly) that employers who claim they're going to do a background check actually do.

    
    In my area all the smaller companies hire through temp agencies and they all background check
12. 2017-06-02 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 In my area all the smaller companies hire through temp agencies and they all background check

    
    similar in my area, but the only ones who get background checked are the ones who work around people (non employee) or in customers homes. the temp agencies save every penny they can
13. 2017-06-02 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Dargo Why the fuck can't you get a job? It's literally the easiest thing in the world to be employed. There are jobs everywhere - you just may not like the ones you get to choose from for being a failure.

    
    If you getting a job you already failed.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-02 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo What's Actro's felony?
    
    pls say anal rampage

    
    Uh... none.
15. 2017-06-02 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Shitfucker Uh… none.

    
    Then you don't have a single excuse. I like you Actro, but you need to quit being a lazy piece of shit.
16. 2017-06-02 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It aint my fault i'm lazy, you wouldn't tell someone with deetus to stop having beetus you piece of shit, right?
    
    Post last edited by Shitfucker at 2017-06-02T23:21:34.493975+00:00
17. 2017-06-02 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Shitfucker It aint my fault i'm lazy, you wouldn't tell someone with deetus to stop having beetus you piece of shit, right? lol.

    
    It's worse than I thought...
18. 2017-06-02 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its called chronic fatigue and I oughtta be given an easy job and some welfare for my condition
19. 2017-06-02 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You legitimately need your ass kicked. Beaten within an inch of your life every day until the message sinks in.
20. 2017-06-02 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo You legitimately need your ass kicked. Beaten within an inch of your life every day until the message sinks in.

    
    Oh, and an adderall prescription