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Calling the cops is a white privilege and inherently racist.

  1. #21
    Slow down, you crazy child
    And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while
    It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh
    When will you realize Vienna waits for you?
  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I was just talking about this the other day.

    It really is a privilege. Gotta put the classic marxist spin on it and say the police force a privilege the serves the capital holding and economically useful classes, but close enough. Fuck cops and all, but if I break the law I get a court date and a fine which sucks but like, so what? If darkies do it, it's way more likely to be jail time or if not, the punitive action is way more likely to really fuck their shit up, often for the exact same crimes. Being a milktoast honky has its perks.

    When I was 13 I lived next to a vacant house (I think they were selling it or something, it wasn't abandoned or anything), me and some friends shot out a window with a bb gun and went in to check the place out. I got a stern talking to by a cop and had to pay to replace the window which I could do because I had a part time job. Different person, place, and economic status and that'd be a breaking and entering charge that I'd probably never have known to get sealed, then I'd be fucked getting into college or a job. Death to pigs and all, but that shit worked for me. And that's probably how it _should_ work, I ended up being a functioning member of society and there's really no need to fuck someone's life up because of some dumb teenage shit. But it only looks like "dumb teenage shit" when you're a relatively clean cut white kid from a middle class family that understands how to smooth things over with the ole' criminal justice system. No one looked at me and thought "future professional burglar" lol.

    So yeah, thanks cops. Y'all are dumb blood thirsty assholes, but at least it's not directed at me
  3. #23
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I was just talking about this the other day.

    It really is a privilege. Gotta put the classic marxist spin on it and say the police force a privilege the serves the capital holding and economically useful classes, but close enough. Fuck cops and all, but if I break the law I get a court date and a fine which sucks but like, so what? If darkies do it, it's way more likely to be jail time or if not, the punitive action is way more likely to really fuck their shit up, often for the exact same crimes. Being a milktoast honky has its perks.

    When I was 13 I lived next to a vacant house (I think they were selling it or something, it wasn't abandoned or anything), me and some friends shot out a window with a bb gun and went in to check the place out. I got a stern talking to by a cop and had to pay to replace the window which I could do because I had a part time job. Different person, place, and economic status and that'd be a breaking and entering charge that I'd probably never have known to get sealed, then I'd be fucked getting into college or a job. Death to pigs and all, but that shit worked for me. And that's probably how it _should_ work, I ended up being a functioning member of society and there's really no need to fuck someone's life up because of some dumb teenage shit. But it only looks like "dumb teenage shit" when you're a relatively clean cut white kid from a middle class family that understands how to smooth things over with the ole' criminal justice system. No one looked at me and thought "future professional burglar" lol.

    So yeah, thanks cops. Y'all are dumb blood thirsty assholes, but at least it's not directed at me

    Translation

    Dem niggas dint do nuffin
  4. #24
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I signed up for the UK police when I was a young fella me lad. They wanted to send me on some 12 or more week "boot camp" for cops though and I didn't want to do that shit so I dropped out.

    Pretty sure I'd be police chief or head detective by now.
  5. #25
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs If calling 911 is a privilege, than you're damn right i'm gunna USE IT!

    Lmao just kidding guys I prefer killing burglars myself

  6. #26
    Originally posted by Lanny I was just talking about this the other day.

    It really is a privilege. Gotta put the classic marxist spin on it and say the police force a privilege the serves the capital holding and economically useful classes, but close enough. Fuck cops and all, but if I break the law I get a court date and a fine which sucks but like, so what? If darkies do it, it's way more likely to be jail time or if not, the punitive action is way more likely to really fuck their shit up, often for the exact same crimes. Being a milktoast honky has its perks.

    When I was 13 I lived next to a vacant house (I think they were selling it or something, it wasn't abandoned or anything), me and some friends shot out a window with a bb gun and went in to check the place out. I got a stern talking to by a cop and had to pay to replace the window which I could do because I had a part time job. Different person, place, and economic status and that'd be a breaking and entering charge that I'd probably never have known to get sealed, then I'd be fucked getting into college or a job. Death to pigs and all, but that shit worked for me. And that's probably how it _should_ work, I ended up being a functioning member of society and there's really no need to fuck someone's life up because of some dumb teenage shit. But it only looks like "dumb teenage shit" when you're a relatively clean cut white kid from a middle class family that understands how to smooth things over with the ole' criminal justice system. No one looked at me and thought "future professional burglar" lol.

    So yeah, thanks cops. Y'all are dumb blood thirsty assholes, but at least it's not directed at me

    did you ever intended to steal every valuable things and fixtures in it or burn it down just for shits and giggles.

    do you expect every 13 year old boys who broke and entered a vacant house had the same intention as you and your friends.

    or already had a record that documented what they did once they broke and entered a vacant house.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Lanny I was just talking about this the other day.

    It really is a privilege. Gotta put the classic marxist spin on it and say the police force a privilege the serves the capital holding and economically useful classes, but close enough. Fuck cops and all, but if I break the law I get a court date and a fine which sucks but like, so what? If darkies do it, it's way more likely to be jail time or if not, the punitive action is way more likely to really fuck their shit up, often for the exact same crimes. Being a milktoast honky has its perks.

    When I was 13 I lived next to a vacant house (I think they were selling it or something, it wasn't abandoned or anything), me and some friends shot out a window with a bb gun and went in to check the place out. I got a stern talking to by a cop and had to pay to replace the window which I could do because I had a part time job. Different person, place, and economic status and that'd be a breaking and entering charge that I'd probably never have known to get sealed, then I'd be fucked getting into college or a job. Death to pigs and all, but that shit worked for me. And that's probably how it _should_ work, I ended up being a functioning member of society and there's really no need to fuck someone's life up because of some dumb teenage shit. But it only looks like "dumb teenage shit" when you're a relatively clean cut white kid from a middle class family that understands how to smooth things over with the ole' criminal justice system. No one looked at me and thought "future professional burglar" lol.

    So yeah, thanks cops. Y'all are dumb blood thirsty assholes, but at least it's not directed at me

    Same the cops caught my 'friend' with weed and the cop smoked his 'weed' and kissed my friend and made him breathe the used smoke

  8. #28
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ops are the ultimate Trump card and the fact that I know 75% of the police in my town on a personal level when I call them I end up knowing most of them and whoever I called for is immediately SALTY AS FUCK because cops are the ultimate trump card and especially when you went to school/other stuff with most of the force shit usually goes my way pretty quickly.

    I mean you can say it's racist or whatever you want but I personally think it's just whoever played the game of life more correctly basically 'unlocks' these 'awards' if you will. You are you who hang around and if you can't do something like that irl then idk what to say? It sucks to suck fr.

    It's even more awesome being a felon and having done jail time only to come out and command the cops around when I need them. if you follow the rules [laws] and act correctly it's honestly e z as fuck. Brad is just salty he can't stop drooging and drinking so the cops aren't gonna wanna help much especially if you keep shit company. You are your accomplices.




    My mentality now.
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