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Just took 450MG bundy
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2023-10-17 at 2:54 AM UTCPLATO SIGMA!! PLATO SIGMA!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 2:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Trianglism is a religion which applies a philosophical theory based on the concept that reality is made out of triads of data. An example would be binary code in a system with one vertex being a 1, one vertex being a 0, and one vertex being a >, the processor. This concept applies to all levels of physical and figurative meaning, ranging from the visual world being made out geometric objects superimposed on one another through many orders of magnitude, to concepts in other religions such as the holy trinity of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Of course these analogies could be simplified to lines, points, and TRUE or FALSE statements, but the triangle is the simplest representation of a multi-directional logic system (more than one possible outcome or configuration) that also encaptures an enclosed area (a concept) in space. Since external reality is interpreted by the processors called neurons to form an internal mental representation, psychoactive substances (especially cannabinoids, psychedelics, dissociatives, and deliriants) alter the neurochemical cascade which is used to form our "objective" reality and instead lets us peer into an alternate frequency of the dimensional matrix, where are entities, angels, demons or otherwise are represented with a clear purpose of outcome or intention for the timeline of our existence and the universe. In other words, Trianglism is meant to be a way of expressing devotion to the fabric of the universe and the underlying, primal concepts of reasoning on which all other more complicated and physical systems are extrapolated from, and there is much more than meets the eye to existence than our basic and rudimentary understanding of the laws of nature in this primitive age of technology, though the driving forces behind evolution and karmatics can be experienced under certain unusual circumstances.
Introduction to gods of trianglism:
Bassyun: The highest force of good. Here to help us all achieve eternal bliss and bring everthing to a state of 1. A triangle floating around in a white holographic sphere.
Figyarnus): Formerly the highest force of evil before being eclipsed by an even more evil Raj, who uses Figyarnus as oxygen. Here to destroy life as we know it and reduce everything to a state of 0. A sickly orange-green cloud with eyes and dripping with grime.
Oyuieh Hoyuienuhs a.k.a. Oyhoy: The >, an entity impartial to any faction of reality that simply functions as the characterization of the dimensional matrix.
Krakus: The entity of orgasmic bliss and KRAK!!!!!! Anecdotes depict Krakus as a tall black man with a crack rock for a head.
OEOEOEOEOE: The basic rhythmic chanting of tribal drummers which brings out the ape man in all of us. There are variations on OEOEOEOEOE, but they all serve as a way to go through our ancestral evolutionary roots. A lengthy session with these frequencies can revert a human into a reptile-like or insectoid state. O.E. looks to be as the letters OE are.
Raj: The being who emerged out of political tensions and the threat of intergalactic war after Trump being elected. An insect of infinite malice who is the size of a universe. Feeds on chaos.
Ahkmah*: The entity of a sigmoid state. The keeper of plateau sigma. Dopamine neurons becoming excited into mania and/or psychotic breaks through transcendental highness. Looks like a coughgel bundy with upper sanpaku https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku.
Suvenyhoy: A much debated entity who has been recently detected under protonic stiachiography, however the studies have not yet been replicated. The vice president of Ahkmah and the recruiter for the sigmoid space. An example of an episode of Suvenyhoy without any Ahkmah can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y
*Read more on the sigmoid state here: https://erowid.org/chemicals/bundy/faq/bundy_experience.shtml#toc.5.9
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2023-10-17 at 2:58 AM UTCI'm on 750 mg bundy sitting on my toilet I'm
Skibiditoilet
I watched this at my peak holy fuck. -
2023-10-17 at 3:16 AM UTCOOEOoOoooOooOOoo HAPPY SP oOoOoOo KTOBER
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2023-10-17 at 9:11 AM UTCHow to pee on bundy? I need to know stat
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2023-10-17 at 9:58 AM UTCGuys help how do I pee on bundy I need to pisss
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2023-10-17 at 10:53 AM UTCu cant ur gonna die of urine retention most likely.
stop taking drugs especially shit drugs
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2023-10-17 at 11:09 AM UTC
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2023-10-17 at 11:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Guys help how do I pee on bundy I need to pisss
aha
back when i was a teenager i got catheterized a handful of times for this until i figured it out. worst case scenario, hit up the er and they'll jam a tube up your peehole and sort you out. it's terrible, but it'll work. there are other ways to solve this though. there are two ways of approaching that in my experience (aside from the peehole tubes): try to relax, or try like hell to force it. probably end up doing both in the end, but you never know.
to relax, a nice warm bath is a great place to start. also try to stop freaking out about not being able to piss, because that's probs making you tense up and you wanna be doing the opposite of that to get the stream going. when you normally piss, you don't think about pissing. you just piss. easier said than done after enough bundy, but chill out. it's not [immediately] life threatening - i had 2L in there at one point, according to an ultrasound. also: sleep is the ultimate relaxation, and a great way to reset your brain - if you can manage to pass out for a couple hours, solid chance that by the time you wake up it'll be a non-issue.
to force it: force it. pop a squat on the toilet. roll up a bath towel and put it into your lap to apply extra pressure to your bladder. hunch over and grab your feet for leverage. really go to town. and then keep going. and keep going. you might only get a couple drops out at a time at first, but eventually you'll get the hang of pissing again and be able to get a steady flow going. be prepared to spend an hour doing nothing but trying to piss. it's doable tho.
this is one of the least fun side effects of bundy up there with puking. eventually you can kinda get the hang of it and it becomes less of an issue, but it's like your brain needs to form some "i'm high on bundy"-specific 'how to piss' connections and it took me a while being a massive fucking degenerate addict back in the day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-17 at 11:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai aha
back when i was a teenager i got catheterized a handful of times for this until i figured it out. worst case scenario, hit up the er and they'll jam a tube up your peehole and sort you out. it's terrible, but it'll work. there are other ways to solve this though. there are two ways of approaching that in my experience (aside from the peehole tubes): try to relax, or try like hell to force it. probably end up doing both in the end, but you never know.
to relax, a nice warm bath is a great place to start. also try to stop freaking out about not being able to piss, because that's probs making you tense up and you wanna be doing the opposite of that to get the stream going. when you normally piss, you don't think about pissing. you just piss. easier said than done after enough bundy, but chill out. it's not [immediately] life threatening - i had 2L in there at one point, according to an ultrasound. also: sleep is the ultimate relaxation, and a great way to reset your brain - if you can manage to pass out for a couple hours, solid chance that by the time you wake up it'll be a non-issue.
to force it: force it. pop a squat on the toilet. roll up a bath towel and put it into your lap to apply extra pressure to your bladder. hunch over and grab your feet for leverage. really go to town. and then keep going. and keep going. you might only get a couple drops out at a time at first, but eventually you'll get the hang of pissing again and be able to get a steady flow going. be prepared to spend an hour doing nothing but trying to piss. it's doable tho.
this is one of the least fun side effects of bundy up there with puking. eventually you can kinda get the hang of it and it becomes less of an issue, but it's like your brain needs to form some "i'm high on bundy"-specific 'how to piss' connections and it took me a while being a massive fucking degenerate addict back in the day.
idk why more people didn't talk about the "complete inability to piss" side effect back in the day. maybe it's specific to autistic retards in some way, 'cause it never seemed to be an issue for anyone but me. -
2023-10-17 at 1:58 PM UTCOk I'm awake now
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2023-10-17 at 4:46 PM UTC
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2023-10-17 at 6:36 PM UTCUPDATE: fuFUYS I DrAINED MY BALLS ALL THE PEE IS GONE
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2023-10-17 at 6:42 PM UTCpeeing on bundy is torture
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2023-10-17 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2023-10-18 at 10:34 AM UTC
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2023-10-18 at 12:08 PM UTCYes it was
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2023-10-31 at 1:03 AM UTCOk I actually took 450 MG bundy this time. It was bundy Polisterex what is so different about this as opposed to bundy Hbr?
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2023-10-31 at 1:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Is that Sploo
our profit our holy profit
Originally posted by Kingoftoes Ok I actually took 450 MG bundy this time. It was bundy Polisterex what is so different about this as opposed to bundy Hbr?
WHA A LEGENDS
same drugs its essentially a different form of salt like hcl, hbr, sulphate, phosphate. They invented some kinda weird way to prepare the drug in a patent way with some kinda gelatin wax at the molecular level
What's even weirder is I have never heard of this technology being used for any other drug ever, just bundy.
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Polisitrex is the ultimate.
Oh fuck here it comes………………
my hands are gettin all clammy wammy
polisitrex patents is out there somewhere… its like… a salltt.. kinda.. like HbR except you like heat it up with some weird cyclehanxol compound. I don't think it's ever been done before clandestinely but I have seen the literature so I know its possible.
one day meth polisterex will bee a thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
