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  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Been sitting in bed all day feeling like shit. I think this is where I'll remain for the day.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got done loading up 2 rounds of 16 gage pot stalk loads with toothpicks around the outside of the stalk to make it tight for more BANG!
    I know there are at least 2 more rats to kill cuz I saw em last night but wouldnt shoot them cuz I wanted the BIG BOSS and I knew he was out and about last night and with him gone who the fuk knows what kind of crazyness then lesser boy rats will bring in tonight..
    they havent been allowed in the house or near his harem,, hmm maybe I should put some beer out for them,, yeah beer and bread for all.
    if i'm lucky they will get drunk and have an orgy in the kitchen
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    if you want to get remembered in this community just make a bunch of hole related jokes and the ha ha will ensue
  4. Originally posted by POLECAT just got done loading up 2 rounds of 16 gage pot stalk loads with toothpicks around the outside of the stalk to make it tight for more BANG!
    I know there are at least 2 more rats to kill cuz I saw em last night but wouldnt shoot them cuz I wanted the BIG BOSS and I knew he was out and about last night and with him gone who the fuk knows what kind of crazyness then lesser boy rats will bring in tonight..
    they havent been allowed in the house or near his harem,, hmm maybe I should put some beer out for them,, yeah beer and bread for all.
    if i'm lucky they will get drunk and have an orgy in the kitchen

    I wonder which fat rat will inherit the harem.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Gonna go heat up my food soon and take my lunch 💓
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wonder which fat rat will inherit the harem.

    it don't matter cuz that nigga's time is counting down already!
    THE POLECAT DON'T SHARE THE TOP OF THE HEEP WITH NUTHIN
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Eating meatloaf with mashed potatoes and green beans while watching forensic files on lunch 💓
  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Everyone calls your contraption a moped because it is a moped. You, and you alone, call my American made cruiser a moped because you're yellow jelly.

    80%, "american".

  9. Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.............................................. just toss a few hand grenades at them…that will take care of 'em

    it worked well for hamas home raiders…

    whats good for hamas is good for maga ?
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bout to kick it like soccahhh🎶💓
  11. Originally posted by CandyRein Bout to kick it like auntie jemimahhh🎶💓
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    That doesn’t even make sense you just say retarded chit ..

    Just a dumb ass cuck
  13. negroe have difficulties understanding non-ebonics.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Asian have problem with reciprocating interest

    You do ..not all Asians
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein You do ..not all Asians

    i dont have reciprocating dildos in muh closet.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Am I surprised a twink is randomly talking about dildos and his “closet”

    Not at all
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Giggling my lil heart out getting into bed 😴
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Falling asleep 😇😴
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein Bout to kick it like soccahhh🎶💓

  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    bout to make breffist and do my daily lifting

    reps went up to 15 a few days ago, thinking today might be the day to add some weight boiz

    what should i eat for breakfast? steak aand eggs sounds good
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