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  1. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Why don't you play with that hermit crab one more time?

    because he stole my home then ate my da'dee :(
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could also look at it as someone with their mouth full saying thank you.

    for comming ?
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT oh yeah sure cumin from a rat eater I know they will laugh at ur chink ass

    FTFY
  4. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Niggles because he stole my home then ate my da'dee :(

    fucking kill yourself
  5. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by totse2118 fucking kill yourself

    Heres your early white elephant present I got you

  6. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Niggles Heres your early white elephant present I got you


    KILL YOURSELF
  7. Instigator Space Nigga
    Ei wrisph ei wrass noa llittloe beitat tolalleer
    ei wrisph ei wrass noa bealleer
    ei wrisph ei henaad noa gairol wrhorn llookead gaood, ei wroulad cwalol heneer
    ei wrisph ei henaad noa rinabbitat ipan noa henatat writph noa beatat
    atnad noa saiix figouer ipmpalta
  8. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator Ei wrisph ei wrass noa llittloe beitat tolalleer
    ei wrisph ei wrass noa bealleer
    ei wrisph ei henaad noa gairol wrhorn llookead gaood, ei wroulad cwalol heneer
    ei wrisph ei henaad noa rinabbitat ipan noa henatat writph noa beatat
    atnad noa saiix figouer ipmpalta

    is Finnish closer to Gael than germanic or slavic?
  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Niggles is Finnish closer to Gael than germanic or slavic?

    kill youself
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Niggles is Finnish closer to Gael than germanic or slavic?

    Is your face closer to buffalo dung or a buffalo's ass?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is your face closer to buffalo dung or a buffalo's ass?

    Look at your face. its hilariously fucked for eternity. no amount of plastic surgery can fix that kind of ugly. why do you have squinty eyes?
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Niggles why do you have squinty eyes?

    From peering into small men's souls...
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting my ass licked by a Ukranian refugee
  14. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker From peering into small men's buttholes…

    eww gross
  15. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    deciding if Cart Narc costume or derka derka costume would be popular this year
  16. Originally posted by Niggles deciding if Cart Narc costume or derka derka costume would be popular this year

    Go cart narc costume
  17. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Go cart narc costume

    and stick magnets on cars?
  18. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Getting my ass licked by a Ukranian refugee

    Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.

    GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.

    €550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.

    This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Dick sucking extortion.
  20. Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.

    GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.

    €550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.

    This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.

    This is so fucking funny
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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