What if you developed a hadouken technique that let you actually throw fireballs like Ryu?

1. 2023-10-02 at 9:36 AM UTC

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   Loing African Astronaut
   Of course it is pronounced like "Rye-You"
2. 2023-10-02 at 9:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I would do it all the time everywhere I go
3. 2023-10-02 at 9:37 AM UTC

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   Loing African Astronaut
   Guile?
   
   Pronounced "Jewy-Lé"
4. 2023-10-02 at 9:38 AM UTC

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   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I would do it all the time everywhere I go

   
   What if you developed a new one?
5. 2023-10-02 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fuck that just made me remember a kid in primary school
   
   he was convinced that ryu and ken were able to throw fireballs by rubbing their hands on their hairy chests to create friction and a spark
   
   because ssf2 was so pixellated it didn't occur to me until later on that they were both SMOOTH
6. 2023-10-02 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   Loing African Astronaut
   Like Hadouken 2
7. 2023-10-02 at 9:58 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra fuck that just made me remember a kid in primary school
   
   he was convinced that ryu and ken were able to throw fireballs by rubbing their hands on their hairy chests to create friction and a spark
   
   because ssf2 was so pixellated it didn't occur to me until later on that they were both SMOOTH

   
   they should make a crackhead character who has chest hair made of brillo pad
8. 2023-10-02 at 10:02 AM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Baraka from Mortal Kombat looks like a crackhead
9. 2023-10-02 at 10:06 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian they should make a crackhead character who has chest hair made of brillo pad

   
   GAROU had a black karate master with an afro named BUTT
10. 2023-10-02 at 10:08 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
11. 2023-10-02 at 10:08 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Chore Boy brand only, none of that knockoff
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12. 2023-10-02 at 10:16 AM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    baraka flakka flame
13. 2023-10-02 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    id do it in ur moms pussy
14. 2023-10-03 at 12:48 AM UTC

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    Loing African Astronaut
    Would you rather have
    
    4 arms like Goro
    
    Or 4 legs like Motaro
    
    ?
15. 2023-10-07 at 12:55 AM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    sonic boom
16. 2023-10-07 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    Loing African Astronaut
    Sonic beam
17. 2023-10-07 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you got so accustomed to being high as fuck on crystal methamphetamine that you forgot who you even are, ever were, and ever will be, but you didn't care because you were so high on crystal methamphetamine? What if that?
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18. 2023-10-07 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i wud teach kids how to do and watch school shootings unfold
    
    cant stop the signal
19. 2023-10-07 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by mmQ What if you got so accustomed to being high as fuck on crystal methamphetamine that you forgot who you even are, ever were, and ever will be, but you didn't care because you were so high on crystal methamphetamine? What if that?

    
    i'd probably make some regrettable and very horny decisions like selling myself into sexual servitude
20. 2023-10-07 at 3:30 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah me too, but then you could cover the regret with more crystal methamphetamine. The eternal band-aid.
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