2023-09-19 at 12:58 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
(I'm trying my hand at poetry while on vacation)
I sit my ass on the mountain.
The mountain is so grand.
All these rich schmuckity schmucks buy up all the land.
Even Smokey the Bear had to buy a time share.
It pisses me off seeing all this vast wealth when I can't even afford a fucking exterminator to get rid of my fleas.
Maybe in my next life I'll stay in school and own a big house with a sick ass heated pool.
All the old money won't make any new.
Here I sit so very fucking screwed.
These rich ass folks live my vacations 24/7.
I get 1 a year that goes on a credit card.
I hope Ukraine burns in hell.
Fuck Joe Biden and his bitch ass kid.
Being rich and powerful must be nice.
Poor old Fona can hardly afford rice.
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2023-09-29 at 10:38 PM UTC
I almost cried. I'll never forget the day I read ole' fagget mountain
2023-09-29 at 10:54 PM UTC
Ur the next Oliver Anthony
2023-09-29 at 11:10 PM UTC
Thankyou, Fona. Truly tear jerking.
2023-09-29 at 11:26 PM UTC
It’s jerkin something else too
2023-09-30 at 12:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox
It’s jerkin something else too
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2023-09-30 at 1:06 AM UTC
This poem resembles the Here I Sit Broken Hearted poem.
2023-09-30 at 1:08 AM UTC
Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid my dime but only farted
Yesterday, I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit my pants
