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Fagget Mountain (poetry by Fona)

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    (I'm trying my hand at poetry while on vacation)

    I sit my ass on the mountain.
    The mountain is so grand.
    All these rich schmuckity schmucks buy up all the land.
    Even Smokey the Bear had to buy a time share.
    It pisses me off seeing all this vast wealth when I can't even afford a fucking exterminator to get rid of my fleas.
    Maybe in my next life I'll stay in school and own a big house with a sick ass heated pool.
    All the old money won't make any new.
    Here I sit so very fucking screwed.
    These rich ass folks live my vacations 24/7.
    I get 1 a year that goes on a credit card.
    I hope Ukraine burns in hell.
    Fuck Joe Biden and his bitch ass kid.
    Being rich and powerful must be nice.
    Poor old Fona can hardly afford rice.
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  2. #2
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I almost cried. I'll never forget the day I read ole' fagget mountain
  3. #3
    Ur the next Oliver Anthony
  4. #4
    Thankyou, Fona. Truly tear jerking.
  5. #5
    It’s jerkin something else too
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Fox It’s jerkin something else too

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  7. #7
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  8. #8
    This poem resembles the Here I Sit Broken Hearted poem.
  9. #9
    Here I sit, broken hearted
    Paid my dime but only farted
    Yesterday, I took a chance
    Saved my dime and shit my pants
  10. #10
    Hold on fona , I coming
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