2023-09-28 at 5:33 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
whoa.
self propelled goal posts.
Wow too stupid to search a public data base
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2023-09-28 at 5:34 AM UTC
↑ thinks people cared that much
2023-09-28 at 7:53 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files!
these new rats got no educate, they got no rules, they be total punks,, last night I was standin at the wood stove and one went up the water line into the cabinets, ok so like in a trailer when the waterlines freeze the first time after moving into said tyrailer I always run new waterlines up along the ceiling so they don;t freeze again so I have a hole in every wall in the trailer with a waterline runnin from the well to the kitchen, in the kitchen it goes through the cabinets and down through the countertop and under the countertop to the sink, rats come up through a hole in the floor next to the sink drain pipe so like the rats come up through the hole then jump on the waterline like its a hiway and they run down the line and up through the countertop and up into the cabinets so I can shoot em at the lower hole or get em at the climb up to the upper cabinets,, this one went up so I stuck a large knife across the hole in the countertop to slow him on his escape then I opened the doors to the cabinets and started chuckin cans around to make him retreat, I had the 16 gage in hand in case I got a shot at em but I was to close so I used the barrel as a stick and when he blasted out of the upper hole that nigger was good he dropped down and with one front foot he moved the knife enough to pass through and he was fast so I only pinched his tail with the barrel of the 16 gage as he got away., then he woke me up partying on the porch in a box with rice in it, not sure why it was out there but I moved it into the middle of the porch so I may get a shot at him and we been playing hide and seek for the last hr,, nigger be fast as fuk boi.
im going to craigslist NH to see if I can find a free cat
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2023-09-28 at 7:56 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
see if you can borrow some cats
can't you just poison the rats if you don't have other animals
2023-09-28 at 8:07 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I don't do poison.
borrowed pussy never works out you know that
2023-09-28 at 8:09 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I may have found a 2 year old girl kitty in NH about an hr away from here, if they don't want more than 40 bucks rehoming fee
2023-09-28 at 1:21 PM UTC
Stealing bacon, pb, oatmeal and hard boileds
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2023-09-28 at 1:34 PM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by Fox
Just landed in D.C.
Allah's will be done brother
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2023-09-28 at 1:38 PM UTC
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2023-09-28 at 1:44 PM UTC
Speedy, if I ever find myself down by Hooch's, i'll stop in and get a bite to eat.
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