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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I weighed myself 3 times all hitting 229 from 240 just a month or 5 weeks back. I get up and Im now 233 again.

    4 fucking pounds is what "Empty caleries" will put on you. how is that even possible? a pound or 2 at best but 4?
  2. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I weighed myself 3 times all hitting 229 from 240 just a month or 5 weeks back. I get up and Im now 233 again.

    4 fucking pounds is what "Empty caleries" will put on you. how is that even possible? a pound or 2 at best but 4?

    You gotta get active. My weight fluctuates maybe 5 pounds at most. In the summer it’s rock climbing, kayaking, hiking, biking. In the winter snowboarding and cross country skiing is cool. The fresh air is invigorating year round.
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  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I'm hung over right now but I been trying to walk up hills and sweating because I walk fast non stop. it's hard for me. wasn't shit just a few years back.

    lung problems. i can hear myself whistle when Im breathing from the airway even with steroid inhalers.

    :(
    But I feel a little better each day for a few hours. there is no euphoria sensation like I used to get hiking
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'm hung over right now but I been trying to walk up hills and sweating because I walk fast non stop. it's hard for me. wasn't shit just a few years back.

    lung problems. i can hear myself whistle when Im breathing from the airway even with steroid inhalers.

    :(
    But I feel a little better each day for a few hours. there is no euphoria sensation like I used to get hiking

    Hungover from what, 3 glasses of wine?
  5. Kafka sweaty
    It's perfect for someone like me who is realistically never going to get married (never had a boyfriend), I'm cold and don't know what to do with a baby, it means I can focus on my career and not waste my talents and that I'm free.


    ...People with light-coloured eyes are more immune to the effects of alcohol and medications.
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Your "career" will be spreading your asshole online and sucking dick because you are a failure at life
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I definitely agree that you shouldn't do this unarmed (or even in the first place really)

    It might be likely you will do it to some guy that has honor and was raised not to hit a woman but I've always been taught (by my mom no less RIP mama) that if a woman wants to hit you first then there's nothing wrong with hitting her back.

    And God help me if some drunk bitch started waiting on me outside the club and I'm drunk too...

    It's finna be some Mortal Kombat finishing moves going down
  8. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kafka It's perfect for someone like me who is realistically never going to get married (never had a boyfriend), I'm cold

    also a bad friend don't forget that
    but I guess autistic people aren't good at social but I still am not convinced autism is real
    I think it's just a lack of moral or social intelligence or something.

    Autists need to read more bibles read ALL BIBLES hurr durr they are all atheists gee what a surprise
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka Since I'm not a skilled fighter I could accidentally do more damage than intended.

    Only to yourself stupid
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'm hung over right now but I been trying to walk up hills and sweating because I walk fast non stop. it's hard for me. wasn't shit just a few years back.

    lung problems. i can hear myself whistle when Im breathing from the airway even with steroid inhalers.

    :(
    But I feel a little better each day for a few hours. there is no euphoria sensation like I used to get hiking

    Inhalers, wheezing, rotting toe, 59 year old dead male ancestors... I give you 3 years tops.
  11. Originally posted by Kawkasian How about taking a few ml of semen up the shitter?

    ya make sure u take an shit before too u stupid bitch
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka I'll be taking a few prozac tabs beforehand so I'm extra psycho.

    Psychosis is no substitute for training, experience, and ability.
  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Hungover from what, 3 glasses of wine?

    Yeah its weird. I used to drink people under table

    6 pack of light beer n some weed. Nice buzz though
  14. Originally posted by Chios Honey Yeah its weird. I used to drink people under table

    6 pack of light beer n some weed. Nice buzz though

    You would make the perfect guy Kafka could come up behind and club like a baby seal.
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You would make the perfect guy Kafka could come up behind and club like a baby seal.

    Kinky

    Club me BaBy
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Most guys would just push her away and laugh about it but there is a percentage of guys that would be more than happy to beat a bitch down.

    And why the fuck go to all that trouble to have a kid you don't want, yeah that kid ain't going to grow up with a normal outlook on life.
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  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jerryb Most guys would just push her away and laugh about it but there is a percentage of guys that would be more than happy to beat a bitch down.

    And why the fuck go to all that trouble to have a kid you don't want, yeah that kid ain't going to grow up with a normal outlook on life.

    They’d toss her in the dumpster where the trash belongs.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jerryb Most guys would just push her away and laugh about it but there is a percentage of guys that would be more than happy to beat a bitch down.

    And why the fuck go to all that trouble to have a kid you don't want, yeah that kid ain't going to grow up with a normal outlook on life.

    night clubs are full of rapers and impulsive retards though
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL at the new Shitpussy Containment Corner.
  20. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    What's a fecal pussy containment cotber
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