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  1. #21
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    this is what happens to all my foes in the end they will all be dead and only I will remain
  2. #22
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinking about going to the end of one of the eleven docks in miami that's designed for fishing in deep water hundreds of feet out, filling my backpack and pockets of cargo pants with stones, and a backpack on my front full of stones andnd jumping into the ocean and trying to swim as far as I can alway from the pylons at high tide is receeding and be carried out to the bottom of the sea and become a water spirit (basically a landspirit but more wetter) .

    Quetion how do I se ure the bags to my body or weights to my body to ensure that when I do get to the bototm i'm not so heavy i don't move with the current like an anchor but heavy enough that when the gasses and shit expand my body doesn't end up floatingup and be recovered. I don't want to be cremated or embalmed, I want to bea corpse at the bottom of the ocean and hopefully get eaten by an octopus (my favorite sea creature, i wouldn't mind BEING an octopus either, just saying.)

    I have lived a hard life and am now suffering from blindness that is uncurabele related to thiamine deficiencies that occured while i was drinking.

    I started my anti depressants and stopped drinking 13 days ago, went to the hospital and detoxed, and ya so i got optic nerve nueropathy and it's hard for me to read, i can't drink, i can't really use my phone good and it's hard to keep up in school i was like fuck it, i got something for these bitches. I'm 30 , i've had enough people die that i'm less cared than i used to be of it, and i'm pretty sure you just reincarnated into the same dumbass family tree you fell out of. Or you become a landspirit, or shit maybe i'll be in Hell. . I really wanted to kill myself when it first happened but anyway, so when I get super stoned i kidna feel better i can still see everything and shit, just got noa bility to read anything that's not bold print and in my peripheralscuz I got a blindspot over my retina.

    So I'm probably gonan kill myself with the rocks in the packbaackpackssacks n shit,

    ey i thought about how funny would it be when i charter a 1200$ 12 hour fishing trip, go all tweaked out and fish like a motherfucker and when we're at 400feet, just put my two backpacks on, give each one of them a 100$ tip and say that was really fun guys, put the backpacks on and jump over the side of their boat and start swimming as deep as I can with weights and when i can't swim any deper holding my breath for all it was worth, I just take the biggest breath of fresh ocean water.

    I think you got like 20 seconds until unconsciousness but the pressure will probably render me too confused to do much of anything after 120 feet (how far I would sink i think) and the fisherman be like wtf when we're at 450 feet of water cuz i told them i wanna try going as deep as we can!~!~!~~!~!~

    So anyway, i might not do it cuz i do have some grudges in wisconsin i wanna settle and i suppose i could do the same shit and just do it in lake michigan but i don't wanna live in that nasty ass green ecoli nasty ass polluted waterway i grew up next to. I liek ke being warm, i might do a bunch of ghb while i do it and climb something tall and just try to land 45 stories into someone when I do the worlds most epic weighted cannonball onto a sidwawalk when it's really busy or do a dive like a missile butt ass naked haha

    pls don't tell on me i'm not intending to do this in anyway

    so yeah bye.

    Before I leave I want to say two things, my

    1- Paul Wozny is not actually totse2k1/quickmixready I made 100% of that up because he does look exactly liek that fat pedophile i knew in wisconsin state prison. Fat ugly skizo fuck. I have loved picking on him more than most. The other being KipoHippo/§m£ÂgØL/Juan as the migos call him.

    2-For over 12 years this community has been a shithole and I appreciate all the people I bothered on this website and hollar to everyone who likes me, i like u too.

    TLDR KYS
  3. #23
    Nobody cares OP fucking millenials..
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  4. #24
    Bury yourself alive under an apple tree, so that people can eat your apples for hundreds of years.
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  5. #25
    OP steal a million dollar yacht from Miami, sail it to Ireland, we'll go hang out here and go to Poland to meet 16 year olds (I hear they're legal there).
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  6. #26
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump OP steal a million dollar yacht from Miami, sail it to Ireland, we'll go hang out here and go to Poland to meet 16 year olds (I hear they're legal there).

    Yeah Bradley that's a win-win. If you make it across the Atlantic you can get all kinds of hoes or twinks. If not you swim with the fishes.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by jerryb Yeah Bradley that's a win-win. If you make it across the Atlantic you can get all kinds of hoes or twinks. If not you swim with the fishes.

    Or you can go to Somalia and become a pirate, really the options are endless.
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  8. #28
    People go to Somalia to become a pirate and get killed and robbed by pirates when they get there.

    "Nooo... wait, guise!! I want to be one of you!!"
  9. #29
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    OP is too much a of a pussy beach to do anyt surfting
  10. #30
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Or you can go to Somalia and become a pirate, really the options are endless.

    Yeah Bradley forget dat bus, you need to catch dat boat.
  11. #31
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]



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  13. #33
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Hook yourself up to an IV of Steel Reserve
  14. #34
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You could make good money doing niche gay porn, "Blind bear gets jerked off by horny twink"
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You could make good money doing niche gay porn, "Blind bear gets jerked off by horny twink"

    Why a blind bear? Why not a blind gorilla, or a blind horse, or a blind koala? Why bear specifically?
  16. #36
    Bradley I'm not even joking. Steal a boat, sail it here, we'll register it here and split the booty.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Bradley I'm not even joking. Steal a boat, sail it here, we'll register it here and split the booty.

    Get a solar panel and hook your phone up to it and use GPS to naviagte. go from miami to chesapeake bay or new york and then a straight shot across the atlantic

    I wonder if you could even make the journey in a yacht, let alone a fishing boat/ sport boat. Try it out for us and let us know
  18. #38
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i dunno fuys i think OP will OD on crack and meth he is a rat faced tweaker and a DH simp and a loser and a gay.

    Makes sense why he's soooooo jealous of my life and wishes bad things to happen to me. Now the tables are turned and I couoldn't care less because I don't wish bad things on people. We all fight our own battles folx
  19. #39
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Get a solar panel and hook your phone up to it and use GPS to naviagte. go from miami to chesapeake bay or new york and then a straight shot across the atlantic

    I wonder if you could even make the journey in a yacht, let alone a fishing boat/ sport boat. Try it out for us and let us know

    People do it all the time, I think the smallest boat was like 9' long. People also rowed across the Atlantic. Little late in the year to start out in the North Atlantic.

    Bradley should spend the winter learning to sail and do it next year.
  20. #40
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I think he's dead fuys
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