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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll do it for less than whoever you're paying to do it.

    Fine.

    What about the fish question? And would you consider adding a food challenge?
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll do it for less than whoever you're paying to do it.

    Fine.

    What about the fish question? And would you consider adding a food challenge?

    I'm not interested in seeing who can cost me the most money so no.

    The website is way down my list of priorities this month.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› I wish to visit the USA with mike myers and visit speedys pub where we shit talk the bartender but he keeps serving us anyways becuase our money is still good even if we arent HAR AHR HAR

    I don't want to go to the Jewnited Soystates of Cuckmerica! Come to Europe instead. :P
  4. Originally posted by mmQ What's the record amount of fishies someone has ate? Do you have a wall of fame?

    this,

    also you should have another side of the wall called

    "Wall of Cane"

    where unruly and uppity cistomers gettin' canned,
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this,

    also you should have another side of the wall called

    "Wall of Cane"

    where unruly and uppity cistomers gettin' canned,

    You should piss up a limp rope kid
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't want to go to the Jewnited Soystates of Cuckmerica! Come to Europe instead. :P

    to the judenlands?
  7. Originally posted by aldra to the judenlands?

    No, go to Azergayjan and enlist in the army. Azergayjan needs you! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ
  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You should piss up a limp rope kid

    you want me to piss on you're limp genital.

    yes ?
  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey From what I did after reading forum was do a simple google search

    2215 Butler Ave Kingman, AZ 86409

    Hootches is what it used to be called. I dont know what OP calls it now.
    unless OP went to hootches and took photos and then posted it as his own pub

    his photo with a yelp photo comparing (to the right)

    ahh i knew wonzy was good for something

    the whitewash on his brain is working yall, hes becoming my manchurian candidate slave without even knowing it



    also, heres speedy trying to buy a bar and me fighting tooth and nail to never work behind the bar again. at least im just bouncing now, SOOOOO much easier lol.

    i fuxking hate bars/restaurants


    i hipe u do good tho speedy, im sure u will even thoigh the bar bidness is cutthroat at times. carry a boomstick and youll be fine. from one bar owner to another.[i dont own it but my
    fam does and i csnt escape it if my life depended on it]
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs No, go to Azergayjan and enlist in the army. Azergayjan needs you! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ

    I dunno if I'd back azergayjan over arsheenia, there were gayzeri brothers at my primary school and they were the worst
  11. Originally posted by aldra I dunno if I'd back azergayjan over arsheenia, there were gayzeri brothers at my primary school and they were the worst

    arsetralians deserve all the cock-asians it can get
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is speedy living his best life giving people food poisoning and withholding waitresses tips if they don't give him sexual favors? I like to believe the answer is SKULL YEAH BROTHERB
  13. Originally posted by Sudo Is speedy living his best life giving people food poisoning and withholding waitresses tips if they don't give him sexual favors? I like to believe the answer is SKULL YEAH BROTHERB

    They don't call 'im TheDarkRodent for nothing.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Is speedy living his best life giving people food poisoning and withholding waitresses tips if they don't give him sexual favors? I like to believe the answer is SKULL YEAH BROTHERB

    Speedy got the electrical fixed in his kitchen on a Sunday by a licensed industrial electrician today who refused to take a dime. Why you may wonder. I'll tell you why, because I give to my community. In fact today the guy who volunteers for the weekly charity bike day to call the auction broke his throttle cable about 4 miles from the restaurant on his way in for the event. I gave another guy a ride to do a roadside repair and get him to the party on time. Sam, the electrician, refused payment upon hearing of this. I don't have a business I have a piece of a tight knit giving business community.



    It's never too late for you to do the same kid.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Speedy got the electrical fixed in his kitchen on a Sunday by a licensed industrial electrician today who refused to take a dime. Why you may wonder. I'll tell you why, because I give to my community. In fact today the guy who volunteers for the weekly charity bike day to call the auction broke his throttle cable about 4 miles from the restaurant on his way in for the event. I gave another guy a ride to do a roadside repair and get him to the party on time. Sam, the electrician, refused payment upon hearing of this. I don't have a business I have a piece of a tight knit giving business community.



    It's never too late for you to do the same kid.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The army taught me to make a mess and let the losers clean it up loser.

    So which sentiment is genuine?
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Obbe So which sentiment is genuine?

    probably all a big LARP by keenen

  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Speedy got the electrical fixed in his kitchen on a Sunday by a licensed industrial electrician today who refused to take a dime. Why you may wonder. I'll tell you why, because I give to my community. In fact today the guy who volunteers for the weekly charity bike day to call the auction broke his throttle cable about 4 miles from the restaurant on his way in for the event. I gave another guy a ride to do a roadside repair and get him to the party on time. Sam, the electrician, refused payment upon hearing of this. I don't have a business I have a piece of a tight knit giving business community.



    It's never too late for you to do the same kid.

    Yeah you got to network, if your a good dude and do for others they give back to you. Well you have to be kinda of good at figuring out the shitheads that always want help but don't help.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe So which sentiment is genuine?

    It's both sparky
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's both sparky

    ^ Cognitive dissonance.
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I wanan fuck the youth.or younger girls.
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