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  1. #1
    Today while getting ready for work I became an ape and trashed the entire house before I left (almost missed the bus)

    I was looking for my headphones. I checked every pocket, couch cushion, I grabbed every item in the living room and flung it across the house.

    My mom is gonna go crazy when she gets home and every couch cushion is tossed around and everything upside Down. What's even funnier is she gave me those headphones last year.

    I think she took them back because she hates me lol, sucks to be her. I dont feel bad at all, thats what she gets for being a zattox, touching my shit and holding up production.

    When I lived with a gf I would come home and weed,drugs,cash All missing so I grabbed a hammer and started destroying all furniture, flipping tables punching triangles in the wall yelling "WHERE IS IT!?"

    I used to lose things like an iced tea jug or socks and I would turn into a violent psychopath and destroy the house looking for these items.

    I need iced tea jug to hydrate and socks to leave the house. Fucking rattoxes holding up production man
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    used to love this game
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's one of the games I never owned. I played it at a friend's place or somewhere. It was pretty dope.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Today while getting ready for work I became an ape and trashed the entire house before I left (almost missed the bus)

    I was looking for my headphones. I checked every pocket, couch cushion, I grabbed every item in the living room and flung it across the house.

    My mom is gonna go crazy when she gets home and every couch cushion is tossed around and everything upside Down. What's even funnier is she gave me those headphones last year.

    I think she took them back because she hates me lol, sucks to be her. I dont feel bad at all, thats what she gets for being a zattox, touching my shit and holding up production.

    When I lived with a gf I would come home and weed,drugs,cash All missing so I grabbed a hammer and started destroying all furniture, flipping tables punching triangles in the wall yelling "WHERE IS IT!?"

    I used to lose things like an iced tea jug or socks and I would turn into a violent psychopath and destroy the house looking for these items.

    I need iced tea jug to hydrate and socks to leave the house. Fucking rattoxes holding up production man

    you're a fucking idiot
  5. #5
    Mfw humans interfere with zyngularity

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