FONA LAMPOON'S VIRGINA VACATION🦆🧟

1. 2023-09-21 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Fonaplats

   
   
   
   Glad you're having fun big guy.
2. 2023-09-21 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai
   
   Glad you're having fun big guy.

   
   When is he going to seed this New Wifey of his.
3. 2023-09-21 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #83
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Chios Honey When is he going to seed this New Wifey of his.

   
   Not necessary, she has children already, yada yada
4. 2023-09-21 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   
   Water Park is lit AF.
   Lots of slides, a big ass lazy river, hot tub, yada yada.
   Perfect weather for it too.

   
   Pefect weather for it too? it has an Atrium hanging over it. its for all weather
5. 2023-09-21 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Not necessary, she has children already, yada yada

   
   Might as well just get a vasectomy. Raising someone else's kids and agreeing to a vasectomy is peak guy-who-makes-that-face, and I eagerly await news that I am not the only self-sterilizer on these forums.
   
   (Or maybe I'm just saying this so fona can never make the terrible mistake of doing that to himself. Out of spite for me. Or something.)
6. 2023-09-21 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   "Im going to mary your wife who clearly wants to cheat on you and raise your children too.. you dont have to pay child support either"
   
   Dude walks away and starts life all over again.
7. 2023-09-21 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Not necessary, she has children already, yada yada

   
   what's yada yada
8. 2023-09-21 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   Such a good day.
   Spent time in a hot spring pool.
   Went down water slides.
   Played at the arcade. Coin pusher game is my fav.
   And I got a strawberry milkshake.
   Back at the condo.
   Going to play Wesnoth and drink.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Chios Honey
9. 2023-09-22 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #89
   toilet clogger Houston
   Thats awesome man im glad you and the other mens cum had a great time!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Chios Honey
10. 2023-09-22 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    Such a good day.
    Spent time in a hot spring pool.
    Went down water slides.
    Played at the arcade. Coin pusher game is my fav.
    And I got a strawberry milkshake.
    Back at the condo.
    Going to play Wesnoth and drink.

    
    All with the kids, Fona
11. 2023-09-22 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by toilet clogger Thats awesome man im glad you and the other mens cum had a great time!

    
    FLMAO
    
    At least he's a good fill in where the degenerate left off
    
    At least according to fona
12. 2023-09-22 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Woke up to another beautiful day here in Virginia.
    Did my physical therapy surrounded by mountains and forests.
    Packed up all our stuff and getting ready to head back home to Ohio.
13. 2023-09-23 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #93
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Meikai, 
    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • trippymindfuk
14. 2023-09-23 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai Might as well just get a vasectomy. Raising someone else's kids and agreeing to a vasectomy is peak guy-who-makes-that-face, and I eagerly await news that I am not the only self-sterilizer on these forums.
    
    (Or maybe I'm just saying this so fona can never make the terrible mistake of doing that to himself. Out of spite for me. Or something.)

    
    My Mom's Boyfriend's Daughter married an older guy who has had a vasectomy. It can't be reversed, and she wants a kid, so he paid for IVF for her using donor sperm.
15. 2023-09-23 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #95
    toilet clogger Houston

    Originally posted by Donald Trump My Mom's Boyfriend's Daughter married an older guy who has had a vasectomy. It can't be reversed, and she wants a kid, so he paid for IVF for her using donor sperm.

    
    what a fuckin fag
16. 2023-09-23 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump My Mom's Boyfriend's Daughter married an older guy who has had a vasectomy. It can't be reversed, and she wants a kid, so he paid for IVF for her using donor sperm.

    
    So he paid to get cucked? Sounds like a fetish to me.
17. 2023-09-23 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs So he paid to get cucked? Sounds like a fetish to me.

    
    Haha.. pretty gross huh?
    
    Her genetics but not his. I'm curious if they get a divorce if he's stuck with child support
18. 2023-09-23 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Haha.. pretty gross huh?
    
    Her genetics but not his. I'm curious if they get a divorce if he's stuck with child support

    
    Yeah, it'll be his kid, legally.
    
    The thing I don't get is that she's fully functional, so she could have just gone to the nightclub and gotten knocked up for free.
19. 2023-09-23 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We got back yesterday around 6 pm.
    Exhausted and still are.
    Good time though.