2023-09-16 at 1:01 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Virgina is for lovers.
Took the Lincoln...
To the airport...
And picked up a black on black with black interior Chrysler Pacifica.
Grabbed a steak, egg and cheese bagel.
Hit the highway.
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2023-09-16 at 1:48 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Passing through Columbus...
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2023-09-16 at 3:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
My wife is cute as a button…
those fists can punch hard
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2023-09-16 at 4:15 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
cloning headless children without a license
2023-09-16 at 8:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I'm stuck in some hick town because they closed the only road so they can have a parade.
It's a 400 miles detour or I have to wait an hour for this town of 65 people to finish up with their gay pride coal miner parade.
Drive your car through the crowd of pedestrians at a high speed.
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2023-09-16 at 8:36 PM UTC
One hour is a perfect amount of time to go the shithole town's shithole bar and get absolutely shit-canned before you head on out again.
