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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Shut the fuck up canes

    In order to insult someone you need to be near a truth. The truth is I used that cane for 3 months after a motorcycle accident 7 years ago. Try again fat fagit..
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein You posted that in one min …she had to be damn close by 😅😭

    didn't you watch the movie? beetlejuice comes IMMEDIATELY when summoned
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I heard they are doing a Beetlejuice remake
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  4. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    yeah idk who lauren bobbert is but id say beetlejuice three times in a mirror and let her turn into a beetle, crawl up my leg, climb into my asshole and chew up my insides ooo momy shes a vixen with legs that go for miles

  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I heard they are doing a Beetlejuice remake

    I wouldn’t watch it …there’s no way they could pull off the essence of the first one …
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I think after I finish toking imma go kick it in the Halloween section of the pop up …
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by totse2118 yeah idk who lauren bobbert is but id say beetlejuice three times in a mirror and let her turn into a beetle, crawl up my leg, climb into my asshole and chew up my insides ooo momy shes a vixen with legs that go for miles


    she's only 4'10" but I would trade my new sled for a few sessions with her
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OT, today I painted sheetrock mud on a ceiling with a roller. it came out perfect for a light sanding and itl be ready to paint.
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT she's only 4'10" but I would trade my new sled for a few sessions with her

    I'd slide it one with out without a sled...that would be some angry sex fo sho.
  10. Shes alright but probably looks like shit without makeup. Also has no ass, no tattoos, no piercings. Looks like the kind of woman whod just want to put shit in your ass and have you call her your sister.
  11. that's why you never let them take the makeup off.
  12. Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️
    You love me especially different every time

    You keep me on my feet happily excited

    By your cologne, your hands, your smile, your intelligence

    You woo me, you tease me, you please me

    You school me, give me some things to think about

    Ignite me, you invite me, you co-write me, you love me, you like me

    You incite me to chorus, ooh
    Oh
    🎼 ❤️

    negroe can sing
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Making care packages of warm clothes and non perishable food items for the less fortunate like the poster above ❤️
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The "poster above" doesn't wear clothes or eat food which has not already perished.
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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    done did some wood chuckin and some plastic spreadin and some sweepin,, oh and went up on the powerline to get hi on the way home.
    now i;m home stoned and bout to cook a fukin steak
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    ❤️
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  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the ceiling didntfall off the top of the room from the added weight of the sheetrock mud!! thats kinda awesome
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    A few days ago I was feeding my dog cantaloupe, I was cutting one up in the kitchen and he came in there all curious and I thought "there's no way he will eat this" and gave him a piece and he loved it
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m at a Mexican food truck in a town about 40 min away ….
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