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FONA LAMPOON'S VIRGINA VACATION🦆🧟
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2023-09-19 at 1:52 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-19 at 1:48 PM UTC
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2023-09-19 at 1:53 PM UTCI took the kids on a walk to try and burn off some of their energy.
In the distance I thought I saw a play ground but as we approached closer it turned into a construction site.
There was a large fence separating us from a big building with lots of cool shit like shops and go karts so we ended up turning around. -
2023-09-19 at 5:38 PM UTC
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2023-09-19 at 6:08 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-19 at 6:20 PM UTC
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2023-09-20 at 10:03 PM UTC
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2023-09-20 at 10:08 PM UTC
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2023-09-20 at 10:19 PM UTC^Today we left early and drove 2 hours to Richmond VA. It was good weather all day and our first stop was the Science Museum.
It was very cool and interactive. Hardly anyone was there as all the kids were at school except ours as we believe they can't learn any good from gay teachers anyways.
Shit was sick but I was too busy living it to take very many pics.
After out fuck around at the science shiznit we left for some seafood but accidently navigated ourselves to niggerville and my wife locked the car doors over and over while I tried to escape.
I ended up paying a toll to save our dicks.
Ended up going to colorful Carytown which is a bohemian district centered around a stretch of West Cary Street, with indie boutiques, record stores, and vintage emporiums. Quirky murals brighten alleyways and buildings housing cool cafes, bakeries, and health-conscious lunch spots, while evening crowds fill farm-to-table restaurants and craft cocktail bars. Operating since 1928, the Byrd Theater screens movies in opulent surroundings.
We at at East Coast Provisions which was 9/10 really awesome/fancy. I ate the crab cake sandwich and an order of spicy tuna sushi.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DR649DcjTr5N7fGg8
If you ever find yourself in Carytown I highly recommend eating her. The chef lesbian somehow remembered 5 peoples orders without even writing them down.
After our lunch we tried doing some shopping but it was all gay hipster shit and $2k armchairs.
Not really the shopping we were looking for and that's okay. It is a weekday and was approaching traffic time so we rolled out and made out way back to the timeshare.
On our way we passed this place and I didn't have time to stop and take a pic but here it is ripped off google maps down below. -
2023-09-20 at 10:19 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-21 at 2:13 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-21 at 5:07 PM UTCThis morning I woke up, pooped a lot and did my physical therapy.
Then we headed to Dayton Va where we stopped at a collection of little shops all of which contained mostly artsy bullshit.
We left and now are eating at a lovely restaurant called Macados.
After this we plan on heading to the indoor water park back at the resort. -
2023-09-21 at 5:35 PM UTCI've shit a lot today.
My ass cheeks are fused together with dried crap.
I'm going to the water park in hopes of loosening it up. -
2023-09-21 at 6:58 PM UTCAs I read about Fona's poop my girlfriend is playing a recipe youtube video where the lady says "Fluffy and Steamy"
grossed out while laughing at the same time.
Go wash your asshole -
2023-09-21 at 7:29 PM UTC
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2023-09-21 at 7:30 PM UTCWatch out for rapists
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2023-09-21 at 7:32 PM UTCAs I grow older and older I'm very aware that I'll continue to lose more and more control of my bodily functions but for today my ass is clean thanks to this water park.
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2023-09-21 at 7:37 PM UTCI hope you shit your pants in the car home
