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What would your last meal be? *Topical Food & Death discussion*
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2023-09-13 at 1:52 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 4:32 PM UTCI wouldn't give em shit. Fuckers been sitting on their ass 20 years on death row gettin fed when they should have been takin out behind the courthouse and strung up.
Maybe a day or two later to give the townsfolk time to gather for the hanging, bringing their picnic and kids for a nice hanging.
On second thought because I'm a decent guy I'd let em have a beer and smoke first.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-18 at 4:40 PM UTCThey did away with the "Last meal" thing here in Texas after some guy took the piss, ordered a bunch of stuff and then didn't eat it. Now they only get whatever is on the regular menu that day.
Mess with the longhorn bull, you get the horns here in Tejas. -
2023-09-18 at 4:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They did away with the "Last meal" thing here in Texas after some guy took the piss, ordered a bunch of stuff and then didn't eat it. Now they only get whatever is on the regular menu that day.
Mess with the longhorn bull, you get the horns here in Tejas.
They should have used that last meal as the means of execution by stuffing it down his throat in less than a minute. -
2023-09-18 at 4:54 PM UTCA dead hooker
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2023-09-18 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They did away with the "Last meal" thing here in Texas after some guy took the piss, ordered a bunch of stuff and then didn't eat it. Now they only get whatever is on the regular menu that day.
Mess with the longhorn bull, you get the horns here in Tejas.
What would be nice is to set out a nice buffet for the staff and any of the victims family showing up to send them to hell. -
2023-09-18 at 7:35 PM UTC2011 they stopped it
"HOUSTON (AP) - Texas prison officials stopped the practice of letting condemned inmates choose their last meal after a prominent state senator complained about the expansive request from a man executed this week for his role in a notorious dragging death.
Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it.
"It is extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such a privilege," Sen. John Whitmire, chairman of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, wrote in a letter Thursday to Brad Livingston, the executive director of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice."
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2011/09/23/texas-ends-tradition-allowing-death-row-inmates-choose-last-meal/15888912007/ -
2023-09-18 at 7:36 PM UTCSo if you are gunning for the death sentence meal don't do it in Tejas folks!
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2023-09-18 at 7:45 PM UTCYeah Texas and Florida will kill your ass. My state pusses out a lot on the death penalty.
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2023-09-18 at 7:51 PM UTCI had the worst buttered bread in the world today. Imagine a softball hardness and size and like orange rancid butter
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2023-09-18 at 7:53 PM UTCI'm sorry you had to go through that Bradley.
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2023-09-18 at 7:56 PM UTCIt's aight. I go to this diner that does a soup bowl a salad and a normally good bun for 7.77$
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2023-09-18 at 7:57 PM UTCO and a coffee or tea
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2023-09-18 at 8:28 PM UTCAnything they eat they'll shit out when they die.
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2023-09-18 at 8:30 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 8:41 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-18 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2011 they stopped it
"HOUSTON (AP) - Texas prison officials stopped the practice of letting condemned inmates choose their last meal after a prominent state senator complained about the expansive request from a man executed this week for his role in a notorious dragging death.
Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it.
"It is extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such a privilege," Sen. John Whitmire, chairman of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, wrote in a letter Thursday to Brad Livingston, the executive director of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice."
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2011/09/23/texas-ends-tradition-allowing-death-row-inmates-choose-last-meal/15888912007/
If you don't feed them for a week before there is less mess to clean up -
2023-09-18 at 11:06 PM UTCAt least cut off their liquids 24 hours before. Practically every person pisses themselves when they die. Most shit AND piss.
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2023-09-19 at 12:14 PM UTC
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2023-09-19 at 1:39 PM UTCI'd order prawn curry or maybe shellfish.
I don't even like prawns or shellfish, but each one is a single animal, and it's a good reminder not to complain about the injustice of life when you are literally eating another living creature for your sustenance.
