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  1. #41
    Originally posted by totse2118 it's a legitimate criminal charge in my country.

    Canada

  2. #42
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    trudeau is guilty of https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/C-46/section-241.html

    for making me want to kill myself
  3. #43
    Originally posted by totse2118 trudeau is guilty of https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/C-46/section-241.html

    for making me want to kill myself

    Sounds like he's doing a public service if that's the case...
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  4. #44
    Anyway it's Bill Krozby's fault he's about to slip down the list...if he hadn't have been a frothy cuck he's be at 90k by now.
  5. #45
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    bradly and paul wozny would like to reward your achievement with a gram of methamphetamine code named "tek" and a celebratory tinychat hangout with the official brew crew

    Remember if the demons and shadow people start whispering in your ear it's because of that child porn you downloaded you SICK FUCK YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
  6. #46
    Originally posted by totse2118 bradly and paul wozny would like to reward your achievement with a gram of methamphetamine code named "tek" and a celebratory tinychat hangout with the official brew crew

    Remember if the demons and shadow people start whispering in your ear it's because of that child porn you downloaded you SICK FUCK YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

    Sorry dude, I'm busy that day/time.
  7. #47
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I am so depressed I physically hurt all over
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I am so depressed I physically hurt all over

    Sounds like you need to spend $80 at the Asian Spa me old mucker.
  9. #49
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like you need to spend $80 at the Asian Spa me old mucker.

    I already tried playing with myself to feel better, I'm too depressed to get hard
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I already tried playing with myself to feel better, I'm too depressed to get hard

    They don't care at the Spa if you get hard or not...they'll suck it anyway. ERM SO I HEARD.
  11. #51
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They don't care at the Spa if you get hard or not…they'll suck it anyway. ERM SO I HEARD.

    I'm tired of being horny, I want to be happy
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They don't care at the Spa if you get hard or not…they'll suck it anyway. ERM SO I HEARD.

    How do you actually find this out the first time? Like did they wink at you at the end and say and would you like any extra services ?? Wink wink wink ifyouknowwhatimean? Or did you awkwardly hold out a 50 dollar bill at the end and ask if that could get you anything extra? Wink wink wink? Surely they don't openly advertise it right?
  13. #53
    Originally posted by mmQ How do you actually find this out the first time? Like did they wink at you at the end and say and would you like any extra services ?? Wink wink wink ifyouknowwhatimean? Or did you awkwardly hold out a 50 dollar bill at the end and ask if that could get you anything extra? Wink wink wink? Surely they don't openly advertise it right?

    The first time I went to one was on my 18th Birthday back in England...wasn't an Asian spa though..it was called "Daniella's". I was out with some double best mates on my birthday and Daniellas was over the road from the pub we were in.

    They clubed their money together and sent me over as a birthday treat. The massage was like 15 quid...then a few mins into it she said "Do you want to see the extras menu"...I said yes.

    It was listed like chinese food.

    1. handjob 20 quid
    2 handjob in shower 25 quid
    3 blowjob 40 quid
    4 full sex 50
    5 anal 60
    6 2 girls 100
    etc

    I only had 25 quid so I said "The number 2 please".


    Here in Houston I mean it's fucking obvious when you go in one...if it's an Asian spa it's a fucking knocking shop. You just ask at the front desk before you pay anything..."Do you guys do extras"...of course if you look like a cop they'll say no.

    Sometimes you go in for the massage if you are new to the place and ask the girl giving you the massage "extras?" or "do you want to earn a good tip" etc.

    I've been in a place before an ended just getting a massage because they thought i was a cop.
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  14. #54
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I already tried playing with myself to feel better, I'm too depressed to get hard

    GET TUFF instead
  15. #55
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what I'd expect from a weakling mi11enial like you…blaming other adults for 1 weakling adult's responsibility.

    If you are so weak and frothy you are "bullied" into killing yourself by others then you deserved to die anyway.

    "The weak fall by the wayside and the stronger shall be saved" As the lovely David Essex sang.

    When it comes to survival of the fittest there’s no such thing as a fair fight. All vulnerabilities must and will be exploited.



  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The first time I went to one was on my 18th Birthday back in England…wasn't an Asian spa though..it was called "Daniella's". I was out with some double best mates on my birthday and Daniellas was over the road from the pub we were in.

    They clubed their money together and sent me over as a birthday treat. The massage was like 15 quid…then a few mins into it she said "Do you want to see the extras menu"…I said yes.

    It was listed like chinese food.

    1. handjob 20 quid
    2 handjob in shower 25 quid
    3 blowjob 40 quid
    4 full sex 50
    5 anal 60
    6 2 girls 100
    etc

    I only had 25 quid so I said "The number 2 please".


    Here in Houston I mean it's fucking obvious when you go in one…if it's an Asian spa it's a fucking knocking shop. You just ask at the front desk before you pay anything…"Do you guys do extras"…of course if you look like a cop they'll say no.

    Sometimes you go in for the massage if you are new to the place and ask the girl giving you the massage "extras?" or "do you want to earn a good tip" etc.

    I've been in a place before an ended just getting a massage because they thought i was a cop.

    Have you encountered this in on a non-asian spa? Just a regular caucasian girl in her late 20s who went to school for massage therapy with a live laugh love sign in her massage room that will also suck your dick off and let your eat out her asshole if you say 'EXTRAS' to her?
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you encountered this in on a non-asian spa? Just a regular caucasian girl in her late 20s who went to school for massage therapy with a live laugh love sign in her massage room that will also suck your dick off and let your eat out her asshole if you say 'EXTRAS' to her?

    Not in Tejas
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not in Tejas

    Have you asked a non-Asian in Texas? It feels like it would be really awkward especially after said 'no, what the fuck? I'm happily married get the fuck out of here and don't come back, you FREAKAZOID!"
  19. #59
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you asked a non-Asian in Texas? It feels like it would be really awkward especially after said 'no, what the fuck? I'm happily married get the fuck out of here and don't come back, you FREAKAZOID!"

    Just imagine the smeelz
  20. #60
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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    Late one night, in the dimly lit laboratory, Hans set his plan into motion. He combined ephedrine, red phosphorus, and iodine, initiating a series of chemical reactions that would forever change the course of history. Ephedrine transformed into methamphetamine through an intricate dance of atoms and molecules, with N-methylpseudoephedrine as a vital intermediate.

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    Hans Müller's secret achievement during those dark times represented both the potential and the peril of scientific discovery, as it became entwined with the complex tapestry of history.
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