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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 1337 I still can't believe he gave himself a stroke. Classic semi.

    Should've shot T-PAIN instea...

    No, wait, I think I've got something wrong...
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  2. THe hookers are too lazy to sling dope, literally none of us give a fuck about anything including our own lives or whatever man its all just rats and zats. Triangles and tek, and tendies.

    Gonna set up Tecca. I have all the groundwork built, contact, old gang members, hookers, enforcers, flags. it will be 100% automated that requires very little handling of anything and full benefits.



  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just had a thought. I posted about this before, but the first time in my adult life I went to a movie theatre by myself, by my own accord, I smoked too much weed beforehand and couldn't concentrate on the film at all, pretty much have no recollection of it, because I was essentially having a severe anxiety attack the entire time for no discernable reason, not due to any psychological reaction, and my measured heartbeat was around 140. This occurred this year, at age 27.

    As a genuine hikikomori, I literally failed at going to the movies by myself, at 27, for the very first time in my life, having avoided it until then because I always believed having to be around other people ruined the experience (And I now stand by it! Even without anxiety this would still be true. 2K resolution VR will allow Oculus Cinema to render any advantage obsolete.).

    It's almost like I was created by 4/8chan.

    I mean, why the fuck would you even want to be around strangers? For the effect their emotional reactions have, the empathetic response augmenting the experience? That would be reasonable, but autism and possible mild psychopathy don't really allow for that.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    What was the movie?
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Your Name! I forgot to mention that.

    Highest grossing anime film (IIRC, not entirely sure, but it made bank, even outside of Japan it was popular in most countries) and currently the highest rated production, film or series, on My Anime List.

    I'm a total fucking weaboo. I'm not just saying this online, I'm embracing it as the absurd reality I exist in.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The movie poster makes me want to punch myself.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I just had a thought. I posted about this before, but the first time in my adult life I went to a movie theatre by myself, by my own accord, I smoked too much weed beforehand and couldn't concentrate on the film at all, pretty much have no recollection of it, because I was essentially having a severe anxiety attack the entire time for no discernable reason, not due to any psychological reaction, and my measured heartbeat was around 140. This occurred this year, at age 27.

    As a genuine hikikomori, I literally failed at going to the movies by myself, at 27, for the very first time in my life, having avoided it until then because I always believed having to be around other people ruined the experience (And I now stand by it! Even without anxiety this would still be true. 2K resolution VR will allow Oculus Cinema to render any advantage obsolete.).

    It's almost like I was created by 4/8chan.

    I mean, why the fuck would you even want to be around strangers? For the effect their emotional reactions have, the empathetic response augmenting the experience? That would be reasonable, but autism and possible mild psychopathy don't really allow for that.


    1. Whereof one cannot speak thereof one must remain silent
    2. It is an objective fact that movies in-theater are superior to movies at home
    2.1 Movie popcorn is fucking dope. This is a sufficient argument.
    2.2 Audio quality is uniformly superior to any headphone experience
    2.3 Lighting properties of the theater set are superior to home setups
    3. There is a social mandate that movies in theaters must be viewed in tandem or larger social groups
    3.1 In general social mandates that produce an increase in social behavior are evitionatily preferred.
    3.1.1 Mandating a desirable activity be a social activity increases the propensity of the general population towards sociability generally
    3.2 Movies are a great first date because you don't have to worry about awkwardness for the majority of the date
    4. The social mandate of 3. is worth respecting
    4.1. You invented exactly zero of the technology which currently permits your continued existence
    4.1.2 It follows that if you act on the premise that this conversation is worth continuing you submit to the net value of social systems which yield the technology that enables it
    5. It follows from 4. and 2. that the superior movie viewing experience is had in the company of othrers

    Q.E.D


    I'm fukken drunk
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You created an eye catching new word: evitionatily

    It's a sound argument, well espoused. I certainly wouldn't know what it's like to have social relationships, so I can't comment on that.

    Ultimately, in my current state, I feel I have pretty sound reasons for preferring VR.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Movies are shit dates.

    My girl wanted to see the new Johnny Depp is a Pirate movie but I said it's stupid to sit in a dark cave and stare into a big screen when we want to spend time together so we just hung out and did all kinds of stuff where I could actually see and talk to her. Good decision. I'm super cool and never awkward so that might be a factor, though.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Me and my buddies masturbated after watching Tokio Drift together. The ride home was insanity, haha. We literally masturbated.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Tokyo? How is it spelled?
  13. Originally posted by RisiR † Movies are shit dates.

    My girl wanted to see the new Johnny Depp is a Pirate movie but I said it's stupid to sit in a dark cave and stare into a big screen when we want to spend time together so we just hung out and did all kinds of stuff where I could actually see and talk to her. Good decision. I'm super cool and never awkward so that might be a factor, though.

    What'd you do instead? Chase your cats around?
  14. Originally posted by RestStop Why do girls assume you'll help them just because they have a pussy? I mean it's even more insulting and yet comical when they have some old man that just got out of prison like you didn't even hint at the suggestion of liking them more than a casual friend you talk to every once in a blue moon but they ask people for favors/rides/money/generally any and every fucking thing like you two have been besties since kindergarten.

    I've been dealing with junkies and all around general pieces of shit for the past decade so it shouldn't surprise me but it somehow still does. I mean isn't it embarrassing to be 24+ and still have to ask people to buy you cigarettes? Does it not hurt your pride at least one bit that you don't have the means or transportation to take your obviously very sick toddler to a hospital?

    Is it not awkward to have to steal boots for your child from Walmart so they're feet don't freeze in the winter? Does it not suck to have to put up with your very obviously evil and racist and drunk grandfather because he's the only one that will allow your bitch ass inside his home? I suppose that's the beauty and escape drugs offer. Their power is what I would equate to being on a supernatural level. You can't defeat the beast that you love more than life itself and whatever faith you had of a bright future is lost. You're not beating the devil by going to church; you're just losing slowly.

    I love this post.

    My wife used to do all these things for me when I was a heroin addict.
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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † Me and my buddies masturbated after watching Tokio Drift together. The ride home was insanity, haha. We literally masturbated.

    Lanny, there is something wrong with you.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo What'd you do instead? Chase your cats around?

    I broke my couch fucking her.
  17. Originally posted by RisiR † I broke my couch fucking her.

    I know you're a fatboy, but damn, she must really be a heifer then.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo I know you're a fatboy, but damn, she must really be a heifer then.

    No, she isn't at all. She's pretty fit, though she eats too much chunk food (I'm a real bitch when it comes to that, though). I blame the couch. I broke some piece of wood inside while standing with one foot on the couch, banging her while she was bent over with one knee on the couch.

    It's still pissing me off a bit because it's a bitch to get a couch that size in here. Three spots and that thing to lay down on are still fine. I just broke the fucking place in the middle where I always sit. Getting it fixed would probably cost too much for what it's worth and it's 360° thick leather. I have no idea how to even get it open. Yea... it was a good couch.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Discount Whore I love this post.

    My wife used to do all these things for me when I was a heroin addict.

    I swear to god, I know who you are. I just don't remember if that makes sense.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR † Me and my buddies masturbated after watching Tokio Drift together. The ride home was insanity, haha. We literally masturbated.

    Wordenhancement? What was the original word? This is pretty amusing.

    Or is it just an excuse for you being on benzos/drunk and admitting something you regret?

    Originally posted by Discount Whore I love this post.

    My wife used to do all these things for me when I was a heroin addict.

    Originally posted by RestStop Is it not awkward to have to steal boots for your child from Walmart so they're feet don't freeze in the winter?

    You were such a junkie that your wife had to steal shoes from Walmart to prevent you from dying of hypothermia?

    Damn, she must have really been in love to stick through that with a loser like you (at the time). That's just sad feels evoking level of addiction.

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