Halloween and what I want to dress up as. (Welcoming polite esuggestions)

1. 2023-09-12 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by totse2118 thuis is how i aimgine kafka looks like irl fuys #lilsportyshomelife
   

   
   Kafka is more of a Challe fen Challe than an Anne Halford.
   
2. 2023-09-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #22
   Kafka sweaty
   I feel like I have two faces tbh. Def have masculine features and when I want to look like a girl it's thin eyebrows and false lashes. It makes a massive difference.
3. 2023-09-12 at 3 PM UTC

   #23
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   so I swung and hit the nigger in his mouth
4. 2023-09-12 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kafka I feel like I have two faces tbh. Def have masculine features and when I want to look like a girl it's thin eyebrows and false lashes. It makes a massive difference.

   
   
   I think everyone here would love to see you with a plastic bag pulled over your head and secured tightly at the neck please.
5. 2023-09-12 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   go as yourself.
   
   in black face.
6. 2023-09-12 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PLEASE go as Paul Wall
7. 2023-09-17 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #27
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Go as Wariet and annoy everyone asking if they saw a 12yo and roundhouse kick their trees.
8. 2023-09-17 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #28
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Haxxor I think everyone here would love to see you with a plastic bag pulled over your head and secured tightly at the neck please.

   
   id like to see her bare naked lower half spread full eagle and all four lips
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9. 2023-09-17 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kafka I feel like I have two faces tbh. Def have masculine features and when I want to look like a girl it's thin eyebrows and false lashes. It makes a massive difference.

   
   I feel like you have two extra chromosomes
10. 2023-09-17 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #30
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I'm trying to get a costume together and I Think I might have to make my mom mail me the ketchup bottle outfit I used last year or I gotta go to the nice part of town and steal one. I am considering doing a co-costume, however my first pick was this big black guy who used to live next to me till he gave the police a fake ID, we were gonna go as Paul Wall (With a mouf like a crystal ball, me, white, chubby southern rapper everybody likes) and he was gonna be Project Pat (He looks like project pat)
    
    now he's getting charged with a felony and deported because he didn't have an ID and gave a fake drivers license and they finger printed them through the car window and now he's gotta do a lil time and then go back to the bahamas
    
    n i aint gonna put tinfoil on my teenth and a big ass fake gold chain, with a 6XL t shirt and walk around by myself on halloween that aint fuckin fun, if u don't havef project pat or juicy J or an eminem look alike u look like a fucking retard
    
    so last year I went as a naked bottle of ketchup, the bottle was only 4 feet long and obviously 1 foot is the nipple, and it was basically this big tube that went down to my cock (a little more but not really) so I went but ass naked in this ketchup bottle outfit and when people would piont down I be like "I can't see shit " (cuz it's a tube lol) and I wore blue shoes with it which hella clashed. I think I have photos somewhere I can find
    
    so now i dk what i wanna be
    
    I thought about buying a pickle suit or an eggplant suit so I'm a giant walking eggplant, I also considered going as MR Peanut.
    
    I also considered going as the following (that utilize my roommate) a guy with a whip following a black guy (my roommate wasn't going for it) A cowboy riding a chocolate horse (still not interested), He suggested batman and robin I said that's retarded, we have a dog too, I thought aobut going as huckleberry fin and the black guy with the dog, also I thought about making myself into Fidel Castro and him my secretary of the posterier (that's in the maybe pile)
    
    He could also go as a southern farmer and I jsut dress in all white and find something that looks like a pink udder and some black facepaint and a sharpie and we got as a Slave farmer and a Milkin cow that walks upright.
    
    Thoughts
    
    tldr
    Also of consideration:
    Mr Peanut
    Slave Driver and Slave
    A giant pickle
    My old ketchup bottle costume I wear with no pants (Pants will not be worn no matter what i promise)
    A Cow with a Slave Farmer
    Paul Wall & His black friend (impossible because AJ got deported) Juicy J
    Huckle Berry Fin and that black guy on the river (I don't like that idea so much tho)
    
    Please discuss. Also open to other suggestions I just like halloween and will wear the same costume for like a week on and off throughout the day before Halloween and go get shitty drunk in a bar with no pants on asking people if they wanna squirt (I was a ketchup bottle last year)
    
    i got laid last time so i'm pretty sure you know like im not gonna do anything different

    
    I'm trying to think of good white male black male teams/couples. Martin Lawrence and that mustached white guy from "National Security" come to mind. And people might actually get it.
11. 2023-09-17 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #31
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Gonna be Jacket from Hotline Miami