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Poll: Which way do you wipe your butt?

Which way do you wipe your butt?

  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Instigator In all my 37 years I never realised people were supposed to go front to back till recently.

    um, thats for women so they dont fill the pussy with shit.
    men should wipe any way that gets ALL the shit off ur anus,, f to b, b to f do what works
  2. #22
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Well I hope no one wipes their shit into their nuts, I definitely don't wipe it into my balls

    well then buddy you leave shit behind anyone who doesnt wipe both ways leaves shit behind,, unless its a dry shit.

    shit wipes right off the sak if you slip and go to far,, its not like a pussy that will stay moist and shitty if wiped into it,, ita a ballsak you faggots are some silly morons
  3. #23
    yeah getting poopoo caca on ur balls is a good way to assert dominace like when ur girl is giving you the ol googoo40k n she smells it she might go EW STINKY YUCK but then you just force youre cock with her n go thats right whore fuck the cock how does it feel to be a nasty poop whore with a man who is old enough to be youre? father? tell me how u like ass smell on you chin you filethy broad
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pure degeneratje art
  5. #25
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so for you dumb ass motherfuckers lemme just say its best NOT to start wiping b to f,, go f 2 b for the first several times then when the paper starts looking not crappy go f 2 b and you will see more shit . MORE SHIT,, that the shit u r leaving behind and ur worried about a little shit hittin ur sak ,,, really like that shit wipes right off or washes right off, if it happens to get on the sak but to not wipe both ways is dirty and bound to leave a shitty situation.
  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by POLECAT so for you dumb ass motherfuckers lemme just say its best NOT to start wiping b to f,, go f 2 b for the first several times then when the paper starts looking not crappy go f 2 b and you will see more shit . MORE SHIT,, that the shit u r leaving behind and ur worried about a little shit hittin ur sak ,,, really like that shit wipes right off or washes right off, if it happens to get on the sak but to not wipe both ways is dirty and bound to leave a shitty situation.

    thanks dad
  7. #27
    Rick already shits himself constantly so no one in that household is judging you n ur smelly old man longballs
  8. #28
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked yeah getting poopoo caca on ur balls is a good way to assert dominace like when ur girl is giving you the ol googoo40k n she smells it she might go EW STINKY YUCK but then you just force youre cock with her n go thats right whore fuck the cock how does it feel to be a nasty poop whore with a man who is old enough to be youre? father? tell me how u like ass smell on you chin you filethy broad

    wario?
  9. #29
    Buy a dog and you'll never need toilet paper again.
  10. #30
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy a dog and you'll never need toilet paper again.

    Is that why Fralala has a dog?
    Cuz she is too fat to reach her butthole.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Is that why Fralala has a dog?
    Cuz she is too fat to reach her butthole.

    Lets leave lanny out of this.
  12. #32
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fona, that was uncalled for ,,, shame on you speaking about our QUEEN like that!

    have you taken a look at the love of ur life???
  13. #33
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    oblongs
    oblongs
  14. #34
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm a guy and I always have wiped down.
    Down and off, not up and on.
    I don't even know how to wipe upwards. If I tried I'd probably end up with shit all over my back.
    Not even sure if my arms work like that.

    Stand and Wipe Up. or your balls and cock will smell like shit. You filthy animal
  15. #35
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    nigger faggots talking about poop because fonaplats is a scat faggit nigger
  16. #36
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by POLECAT fona, that was uncalled for ,,, shame on you speaking about our QUEEN like that!

    have you taken a look at the love of ur life???

    Ya, I like my woman's butt. I like cleaning her booty hole because she doesn't like it.
  17. #37
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya, I like my woman's butt. I like cleaning her booty hole because she doesn't like it.

    vids or fuck off
  18. #38
  19. #39
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm a guy and I always have wiped down.
    Down and off, not up and on.
    I don't even know how to wipe upwards. If I tried I'd probably end up with shit all over my back.
    Not even sure if my arms work like that.

    If you fuck up and wipe down too far it gets on your nuts, and then next thing you have gonorrhea.
  20. #40
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    i cant believe how easy life is if you just use your brain like a tiny tiny bit
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