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Poll: Which way do you wipe your butt?

Which way do you wipe your butt?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm a guy and I always have wiped down.
    Down and off, not up and on.
    I don't even know how to wipe upwards. If I tried I'd probably end up with shit all over my back.
    Not even sure if my arms work like that.
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    you are a disgusting human seriously
  3. #3
    Dial-up Yung Blood
    I've wiped up before… It's really stupid.
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  4. #4
    Dabbing should be an option.
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  5. #5
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I use a biden
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  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    its like dude from that show where they play park rangers or whatever said sometimes its like a marker and you keep wiping its still there, you wipe till gone or you get wariat nuts. you literally created your own bacterial sti. welcome to hell
  7. #7
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    an anal watering
  8. #8
    Instigator Space Nigga
    In all my 37 years I never realised people were supposed to go front to back till recently.
  9. #9
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I guess this is a place where I can feel right at home. I'm the same way, I couldn't wipe my ass going upwards it just feels unnatural, I don't see how anyone does 🤷
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I guess this is a place where I can feel right at home. I'm the same way, I couldn't wipe my ass going upwards it just feels unnatural, I don't see how anyone does 🤷

    anyone that wipes into their nuts its a hard goofy and i stand on that
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  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I guess this is a place where I can feel right at home. I'm the same way, I couldn't wipe my ass going upwards it just feels unnatural, I don't see how anyone does 🤷

    anyone that wipes into their nuts is a hard goofy and i stand on that
  12. #12
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    If I do a sticky shit I try to use the shower to wash it off wherever possible.

    Fona when I was at your place I was still recovering from some godawful Irish oyster food poisoning.

    That, combined with American fast food, and you wouldn't have even been able to mentally process some of the craps I took at your place.

    Like a volcano of clay.

    Goddam.
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  13. #13
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse anyone that wipes into their nuts is a hard goofy and i stand on that

    Well I hope no one wipes their shit into their nuts, I definitely don't wipe it into my balls
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If I do a sticky shit I try to use the shower to wash it off wherever possible.

    Fona when I was at your place I was still recovering from some godawful Irish oyster food poisoning.

    That, combined with American fast food, and you wouldn't have even been able to mentally process some of the craps I took at your place.

    Like a volcano of clay.

    Goddam.

    thats the American way!!!!1111 your a natural citizen now WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE WOPPER
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  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I tried figuring out how to wipe towards the sky and torn my rotator cuff.
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  16. #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    thank god
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you gotta make beep boop credit card reader sounds
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  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. #19
    Bradley Black Hole
    I don't eat so shitty that I don't have solid dumps, so what I do is ball up the rag and just dab my asshole with it and if it's unclean front ot back but most of the time this doens't happen
  20. #20
    taint to tailbone

    Or just the baday bc if u turn it up to the highest setting it fills ir ass with water n ur turds float around like a lava lamp
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