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wut did u dream about last night

  1. Me too.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I'm scared to go to sleep now that my nightmares could be real and because I may have gained a psychic ability last night if my heart stopped or something. It hasn't been great lately.
  3. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    In my dream last night I met a hot latina chick and we fucked, and then I woke up
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs In my dream last night I met a hot latina chick and we fucked, and then I woke up

    t-tort?
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka A black church under the northern lights, Mik wearing a bunny hat, anime cafe with Jiang. She was wearing a blue dress with pearls at the cuffs, yellow tights. I had a white shirt with multicoloured seams, ordered pear slices and apple juice, then we went for a walk in a Victorian garden.

    what do you mean by Black Church? Like a Black Gothic Stone church (literally Black Granit). An African American or Afro-Irish Church (like Baptist) or do you mean like Church of Satan/ Black Pope
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I won't type out all my dream just the end, it was that I was in an airport and a passenger sitting on an airport bench by a door started talking to me, but the bench and passenger were both hologram advertisements to trick passengers into thinking they were having a conversation with a real person. So now I'm wondering what is preventing this from happening in future?

    You know what Everyone? If Kafka is real and a scron puppet, We should all just meet up and fly out to where she is and just shadow her for an entire week until it breaks down.

    we will save her soul by tough love.
  7. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Meikai t-tort?

    No Tort
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Okay that dream isn't coming true. It was that I was dating Elon Musk. I don't like him. I think the message was that the wealth gap was going to rise and millenials aren't safe, there's going to be a shift and I think it was telling me to start a business now.
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I dream't I was crouching over Kafka's face shitting in her mouth and she was saying "come on hurry up, I want to taste your meaty shits"

    This again only I had really bad diarrhea this time.
  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This again only I had really bad diarrhea this time.

    I’m picturing this …… actually improving her appearance.
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor I’m picturing this …… actually improving her appearance.

    Why are you picturing him having the wet shits? you into gay scat porn?
  12. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Why are you picturing him having the wet shits? you into gay scat porn?

    What's wrong with being into gay scat porn? It's 2023, get with the times.
  13. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs What's wrong with being into gay scat porn? It's 2023, get with the times.

    Because it worked out so well with Sodom and Gomorrah.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. I was crouching over Kafka's mouth trying to fill it with poop again but nothing would come out...she was pissed.
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was crouching over Kafka's mouth trying to fill it with poop again but nothing would come out…she was pissed.

    is that why we're not getting a barrage of Kafka poop?
  16. Instigator Space Nigga
    Had a couple where non binary people were coming up with new words for things and I was going to rip them off and get them out to the public before they became mainstream and make millions off them.
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was crouching over Kafka's mouth trying to fill it with poop again but nothing would come out…she was pissed.

    You lack fiber
  18. Kafka sweaty
    I had a bad dream that I was black and had to leave Europe because I didn't want to deal with discrimination. I was in an airport McDonald's trying to decide between Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago. I was worried about what clothes to wear with my new skintone. I was wearing a beige wool coat, black jeans and platform heels.
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a bad dream that I was black and had to leave Europe because I didn't want to deal with discrimination.

    You are psychic, or psychotic…..

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This again only I had really bad diarrhea this time.

    Painted Black indeed
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I just remember Brian was there and it bothered me because it'd been ten years and I can't get rid of him. Then I was back in lost soul. Khris was in one of his anti-social moods, he was a black shadow. Taylor showed up to tell us she'd got married and showed us her rings. One was a silver band with five diamonds lined up. The other was also silver but oval shaped and inside the oval were five circles that changed colours. They reminded me of electrons and I think she'd shared them.

    ...I hope this wasn't a psychic dream. If it was I will be jealous.
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