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  1. #41
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and they wonder why the birthrate declined

    Contraception...duh.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in other words; to prostitute one self.

    yes ?

    Not really...as I've said before me coming to the US was always plan B.

    It was just a side bonus.

    I bit like buying a car and getting a free tint.
  3. #43
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or some ukrainian mail order bride.

    The war means Ukrainian passports went from being basically toilet paper to being about the most powerful passports in the world, as least as good as an Irish one.

    GG would have had to go through bureaucratic hell to move to Ireland if Putin hadn't invaded.

    Now she get's €1,600 a month for sitting on her arse.

    T-take that Putin.

  4. #44
    ..and you still don't get blowjobs
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really…as I've said before me coming to the US was always plan B.

    It was just a side bonus.

    I bit like buying a car and getting a free tint.



    when self propelled goal posts meet mental gymnasts
  6. #46
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and you still don't get blowjobs

    Next time I go out to tender for a GF, does blowjobs is going to be top of the list.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The war means Ukrainian passports went from being basically toilet paper to being about the most powerful passports in the world, as least as good as an Irish one.

    GG would have had to go through bureaucratic hell to move to Ireland if Putin hadn't invaded.

    Now she get's €1,600 a month for sitting on her arse.

    T-take that Putin.


    they might get recalled one day.
  8. #48
    I don't even have a green card anymore
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Next time I go out to tender for a GF, does blowjobs is going to be top of the list.

    Next time?...come on we both know your stuck with GG now for the rest of time...might as well put a ring on it
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't even have a green card anymore

    once a prostitute ...
  11. #51
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny once a prostitute …

    *Gigalo
  12. #52
    gigalo is what Men are called.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny gigalo is what Men are called.

    You've paid for more than your fair share of those I bet in the land of the ladyboi
  14. #54
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Next time?…come on we both know your stuck with GG now for the rest of time…might as well put a ring on it

    What difference does it make?

    I'm ideologically opposed to marriage post menopause. Marriage is supposed to be about providing a legal framework in which to raise children.

    But it doesn't matter. Today my mom came to me and started unloading about GG, and she said that when she dies, if something happened to me first (I'm male, so with my male privilege get to die at least 10 years younger) then GG would have everything (I'm 39, GG is 42). All the work she put into the place over the years, all the struggle, would belong to GG. Not her grandkids. Some Ukrainian babushka.

    My mom fucking hates GG like poison.

    I guess she always thought I'd hit 40 and have kids with some 26 year old or something.
  15. #55
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Anyway, TLDR, I agreed to buy another house to live with GG.

    I expect GG will wind up there.
  16. #56
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    meh
  17. #57
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump My mom fucking hates GG like poison.

    I guess she always thought I'd hit 40 and have kids with some 26 year old or something.

    lul
  18. #58
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse2118 lul

    She really did. When I was in my 30s and was like "oh I'll never meet a girl" she was all like "oh don't worry you have as much time as you need", "girls like older guys", shit like that.

    I'm actually looking forward to having a place of my own again. I moved back in with my mom when I was 29 and had cancer, and it's been a depressing shitshow since them. Women live on easy mode yet can't even run their own lives, so little surprise her attempts to run my life for me always ended in disaster.
  19. #59
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
  20. #60
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    Do people even test their pepper spray? A lot of it is squirty, like perfume. I was surprised too when I tried out a few bottles.
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