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What would your last meal be? *Topical Food & Death discussion*
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2023-09-12 at 6:59 AM UTC
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2023-09-12 at 7:01 AM UTCI think if you menace society by killing people unrelated to your criminal lifestyle you should be put to sleep.
Fuck kids = death
Kill women for sexual pleasure = death
Kill your own parents = death
Shoot someone, killing them, in a bar fight that got a little excessive = 8 years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-12 at 7:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I think if you menace society by killing people unrelated to your criminal lifestyle you should be put to sleep.
Fuck kids = death
Kill women for sexual pleasure = death
Kill your own parents = death
Shoot someone, killing them, in a bar fight that got a little excessive = 8 years.
see bradleys no dummy guizThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-12 at 7:01 AM UTCShoot someone who is fuckign your bitch = 8 years
Shoot someone's mom because they owe you money and she's an easy target = death. -
2023-09-12 at 7:02 AM UTCright right we get the equals..
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2023-09-12 at 7:03 AM UTCnah i'm just realistic and speak from the heart on serious subjects of a political nature
back on topic
what would happen if Vinny got arrested for killing children on his noncing spree and his last meal request was a dog and cat with white rice and some tea.
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2023-09-12 at 7:04 AM UTCA crate of Stella, a multipack of cheese moments(RIP) a mix3d multipack of scampi fries and bacon fries, a steak and kidney pie, a can of dr pepper 20 cigarettes.
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2023-09-12 at 7:08 AM UTCWhat is your interpretation of a kidney pie?
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2023-09-12 at 7:09 AM UTC
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2023-09-12 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator https://www.bfp-xpress.co.uk/products/wrights-pies-frozen-ready-to-bake-steak-kidney-puff-pastry-pie-195g-32-pack
Dafuc it's like you fuys have you're whole own culture -
2023-09-12 at 7:11 AM UTCSo there's no kidney in it? We cal that a meat pie, shepherds pie or farmer's pie. Farmers is with beef or chicken and shepherds is with lamb or goat.
You put gravy on your pies? -
2023-09-12 at 7:12 AM UTCi used to get these sell by date expired (Shit's still good for a week in the fridge, forever in the freezer, that said some crazy ass shit like 45$ and I'd get them from the food pantry and my mom thinks she's a good cook but that already prepared shepherds pie has to be one of the best thing she made growing up
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2023-09-12 at 12:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I think if you menace society by killing people unrelated to your criminal lifestyle you should be put to sleep.
Fuck kids = death
Kill women for sexual pleasure = death
Kill your own parents = death
Shoot someone, killing them, in a bar fight that got a little excessive = 8 years.
Financial burden on society = death. -
2023-09-12 at 12:42 PM UTCHot popcorn with melted butter.
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2023-09-12 at 1:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I think if you menace society by killing people unrelated to your criminal lifestyle you should be put to sleep.
Fuck kids = death
Kill women for sexual pleasure = death
Kill your own parents = death
Shoot someone, killing them, in a bar fight that got a little excessive = 8 years.
legLIZE ERAPRL -
2023-09-12 at 6:19 PM UTCToasted Philly cheesesteak, prime rib, garlic shrimp, steamed broccoli and cauliflower, cheese fries with bacon and chives, 2 L of Mt. Dew voltage
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2023-09-12 at 6:20 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-13 at 1:31 AM UTCI wish to change my answer to Scron eating my ass out, I have recently found out from very reliable sources close to the buttmuncher that he is of the highest quality.
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I think I would settle for a three hour long phone calls with my first second third and fourth if I could get a fourth hour to talk to my mom right before and make her feel better about how she raised a piece of shit.
Also I was thinking of a shrimp boil with lobsters, crab legs, baked potatoes, crayfish, some big ass cajun sausages, corn cobs cut up real good, some onions, garlic, a little bit of me making it, (requires a hot plate or two and the ingredients) and just sittin int hat motherfuckin box dreaming about being dead, then you just gotta break out a piece of that tinfoil them dumb fucks gave you and you're 18 hours to death so who gives a fuck, also you're gonna want to put in my opinion 2 lobster shells where u scissor their back and clean them, and of course the seasonings in 2 bags (Fuck sodium you're gonna die) of shrimp boil
then just eat the pills you've been cheeking for 5 days and go on a xanax infused rampage with a piece of tinfoil yelling aobut how your innocent and curse them with your eternal soul while they try to impress the family and either
a) they wheel you unconscious and then kill you (how fun?)
b) they bring a wild animal into the death room and immedaitely close the blinds wants the family sees how nuts you are and listens to you thrash and fight and spit and kick and everything you can to survive and live my nigga you don't wanna die over that bitch nigga you accidentally shot on purpose, the fuck keep spitting, screaming, shitting, pissing, yelling, puking, biting, screaming, screming screaming, and when they finally hit your vein after the greatest lastminute andrenalin rush of your life trying to survive, they put the cord in you and tell the family
"it was too brutal to showcase. He is pronounced death by our county cornor as of xxwhogiveafuck oclock"
wow that was fun
u know who i don't give a shit about, them niggas who walk all calm down the green mile and then they get there and they lay down and say "use my left arm, I never used it much." wow cool fag and the family watches u walk in, watches you compliantly lay down and get it and then you fall asleep forever.
K.
I would be as big as I could possibly be from eating everything I could and doing push ups, pull ups, sit ups, knowing a day is going to come when I will need to WILD ON THEM after I ask for a simple black pot of coffee and a sleeve of saltine crackers. 2 eggs if you could with it, that'd be it yeah.
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2023-09-13 at 1:40 AM UTCbut most people bitch and get old and become even more passive, idk, I would infect myself with aids if I was on death row and use it to terrorize other inmates and staff ubiquitously till they had me vomit on the doctor/cornorer/nursing staff doing this to me.
Also I been thnking aobut this, I would like to cinsider the turducken. I have tried to make it once and failed to cook the duck or the tur -
2023-09-13 at 1:47 PM UTCbuttmunch quality: 10/10
