Please stick a sea lamprey up my ass and then kick me in the nuts three times...

1. 2023-09-08 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #41
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Stick your dick in that..
   
   
2. 2023-09-08 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #42
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   i have a lot of experience handling fish and would love to work at the zoo
   
   
   This video is kinda sad that tank is way too small I think they are fucing deep water animals they all go to the bottom DUMBFUCK low tier aquarium
   its lame that exotic animals are banned but also probably a good thing we don't let shit like this into lakes lol
3. 2023-09-08 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #43
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 i have a lot of experience handling fish and would love to work at the zoo…

   
   Would you pet a lamprey?
4. 2023-09-08 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #44
   WellHung Black Hole
   The Sea Lamprey has needs, also. Don't dis a parasite before you know what it's like to be a host.
5. 2023-09-08 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #45
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 i have a lot of experience handling fish and would love to work at the zoo
   
   
   This video is kinda sad that tank is way too small I think they are fucing deep water animals they all go to the bottom DUMBFUCK low tier aquarium
   its lame that exotic animals are banned but also probably a good thing we don't let shit like this into lakes lol

   
   Notice that they do not attack each other...why?
6. 2023-09-08 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #46
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you pet a lamprey?

   
   
   
   they seem chill but I think touching fish is kinda weird unless you have to move them, you will end up touching them eventually when you change the water at least through a net
7. 2023-09-08 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #47
   WellHung Black Hole
   Why are sea lampreys so reviled?
8. 2023-09-08 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #48
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Why are sea lampreys so reviled?

   
   They're probably just misunderstood.
9. 2023-09-08 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #49
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118

   
   "I GOT ONE!!"
   
   *notices missing thumb*
10. 2023-09-08 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #50
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I UNDERSTAND THEM
11. 2023-09-08 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #51
    WellHung Black Hole
    Why do creatures have to be cute and cuddly to receive the adoration of humanoids?
12. 2023-09-08 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #52
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by WellHung Why do creatures have to be cute and cuddly to receive the adoration of humanoids?

    
    i want a frog
    
13. 2023-09-08 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #53
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 i want a frog
    

    
    Slowly rub your finger down its back and soak up the myotoxins like a sponge
14. 2023-09-08 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #54
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    lololol I don't think pacman frogs are the tripping kind. Apparently those are REALLY hard to raise but i've cared for many reptiles before, bearded dragons and anolis and stuff
    
    
15. 2023-09-09 at 12 AM UTC

    #55
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The deadliest animal on Earth is the Golden Poison Dart Frog. A mere 5 grams in weight and 0.4 inches in size, a single touch (only one milligram) of its alkaloid batrachotoxin coating is enough to kill 20,000 mice, 10 and 20 humans, or two African bull elephants. Interestingly, once removed from its natural habitat, it no longer produces the batrachotoxin and becomes one of the most harmless animals on Earth.
    
    
16. 2023-09-09 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #56
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Slowly rub your finger down its back and soak up the myotoxins like a sponge

    
    Gnarly-lookin lil dude. Looks like a bad motherfucker to me.
17. 2023-09-09 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #57
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The deadliest animal on Earth is the Golden Poison Dart Frog. A mere 5 grams in weight and 0.4 inches in size, a single touch (only one milligram) of its alkaloid batrachotoxin coating is enough to kill 20,000 mice, 10 and 20 humans, or two African bull elephants. Interestingly, once removed from its natural habitat, it no longer produces the batrachotoxin and becomes one of the most harmless animals on Earth.
    
    

    
    It's natural habitat is the Amazon rainforest. A place in which you and I would both get eaten alive.
18. 2023-09-09 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #58
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    don't worry fuys i'm a seasoned jungle monkey i got my machete i'll just go into this brush and find our way to safety BRB
    
    

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19. 2023-09-09 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WellHung It's natural habitat is the Amazon rainforest. A place in which you and I would both get eaten alive.

    
    
20. 2023-09-09 at 7:50 AM UTC

    #60
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i want more cookies