Please stick a sea lamprey up my ass and then kick me in the nuts three times...

1. 2023-04-06 at 1:05 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, you don't necessarily need melodies in your rhymes.
2. 2023-04-06 at 7:59 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Good times
3. 2023-04-06 at 10:24 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Niggger
4. 2023-04-06 at 12 PM UTC

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   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
5. 2023-04-06 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Nigger
6. 2023-04-11 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Z
7. 2023-04-11 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   V
8. 2023-04-11 at 4:54 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   As
9. 2023-04-11 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Sea lampreys are a man's greatest fear.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
10. 2023-04-11 at 5:18 PM UTC

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    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    i saw an anime where a girl does that
    
    

    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey

11. 2023-04-11 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Getting killed by a woman is like being killed by a midget. There's no dignity in that kind of death.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • in da crawlspace - number sleven
12. 2023-04-11 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sea lampreys are a man's greatest fear.

    
    They send shivers down our spines.
13. 2023-04-11 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The teeth go backward, too, so once it's in, that's it.
14. 2023-04-11 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teeth go backward, too, so once it's in, that's it.

    
    World's greatest parasite.
15. 2023-06-05 at 2:40 AM UTC

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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    bump
16. 2023-06-06 at 12:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teeth go backward, too, so once it's in, that's it.

    
    Well you just chop it's head off to kill it and prevent further "boring" and then go seek medical assistance.
    
    
17. 2023-08-17 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    dolx>
18. 2023-08-18 at 11:32 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Lknvxdrt
19. 2023-08-18 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    THE SEA LAMPRAY
20. 2023-08-18 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey

    
    LOL