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  1. #21
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm putting my cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #22
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Oh yeah. but why didn't you just go back after she dumped you
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, you can carry guns and shoot people in your yard.

    You’ve probably never and there’s lots of other things I’d rather do
  4. #24
    Originally posted by frala You’ve probably never and there’s lots of other things I’d rather do

    What do you think you can do in Cali that you can't do in Texas...other than be a massive faggot? (which will cost you 5x more in Cali)
  5. #25
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For the love of a southern belle! yee whore!

    One of my best friends moved away down to South Carolina because of his damn online girlfriend who refuses to get a job and just stays home watching movies and gaming all day, he bitches about it constantly and hates how hot it is, fucking idiot
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Oh yeah. but why didn't you just go back after she dumped you

    I was already set up here...and those southern belle sho do love a tall dark and handsome guy with a Brrrrrritish accent.

    Basically I don't even have to try here in the US.
  7. #27
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What do you think you can do in Cali that you can't do in Texas…other than be a massive faggot? (which will cost you 5x more in Cali)

    In Cali I can loot whatever store I want and get away with it, in Texas they will shoot you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Rape Monster One of my best friends moved away down to South Carolina because of his damn online girlfriend who refuses to get a job and just stays home watching movies and gaming all day, he bitches about it constantly and hates how hot it is, fucking idiot

    Mine wasn't an online one...oneline dating wasn't really a thing back in 95. I met her in a London pub..she was on a 3 month backpacking thing around Europe.

    ...then she met her dream boat...
  9. #29
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, you can carry guns and shoot people in your yard.

    and can't smoke weed
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Rape Monster In Cali I can loot whatever store I want and get away with it, in Texas they will shoot you.

    Ok you got me there.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by totse2118 and can't smoke weed

    Fucking lol, of course you can.
  12. #32
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster In Cali I can loot whatever store I want and get away with it, in Texas they will shoot you.

    Apparently you havn't been watching the FoxNews station lately

    Guard shoots punk robbing Walgreens and walks. the new D.A. isn't Chesa Boudine aka Former totsean'esque commie fuck
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Apparently you havn't been watching the FoxNews station lately

    Guard shoots punk robbing Walgreens and walks. the new D.A. isn't Chesa Boudine aka Former totsean'esque commie fuck

    Singular exceptions don't change the norm gurlfriend.
  14. #34
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Apparently you havn't been watching the FoxNews station lately

    you say that like its a bad thing

    Originally posted by totse2118
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What do you think you can do in Cali that you can't do in Texas…other than be a massive faggot? (which will cost you 5x more in Cali)

    I’d rather live anywhere than Texas, except for Florida or Georgia.

    If I’m strictly comparing California to Texas the weather in California would always win for me. If you’re staying in Texas on the off chance that you might need to shoot someone in your front yard one day then like ok cool but I’d rather live somewhere, anywhere else.
  16. #36
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Singular exceptions don't change the norm gurlfriend.

    Its going to be the new norm because many San Franciscans are getting sick and tired of how FUCKED UP the Far Left libtards have ran their city into a hell hole. Even Mayor London is suddenly changing her tune.

    these fucking politicians have worn out their welcome
  17. #37
    Originally posted by frala If you’re staying in Texas on the off chance that you might need to shoot someone in your front yard one day then like ok cool but I’d rather live somewhere, anywhere else.

    Well that and the THIRTY ONE ACRES WITH POND AND MASSIVE HOUSE WITH MASSIVE WORKSHOP! bought for the price of a burger in Cali.
  18. #38
    1/2 of Cali lives in tents too...and have mortgages on them.
  19. #39
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that and the THIRTY ONE ACRES WITH POND AND MASSIVE HOUSE WITH MASSIVE WORKSHOP! bought for the price of a burger in Cali.

    Oh I thought it like 3 acres. Don't become Speedy on us and exaggerate the land's cock size.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Its going to be




    Sure, and I'm "going to be" the President of New Guinea
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