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  1. Every one of those waitresses on the Facebook are 200+ pounds easily
    Might want to hire new staff with a weight limit unless you want a clientele of hobos and africans
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    At least those big gals work and I doubt Africans a problem in a biker friendly place.
  3. I think it's pretty African free where speedy lives.
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  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Been a long time since I was in that part of the country but I'd say it's pretty African free. Probably like around here, they wouldn't enter any whitey beer joint anyway.
  5. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Here is the country fried steak breakfast. Keep in mind this is a half portion. Me and the woman usually split almost everything here as the portions are huge.


    thats a well cooked egg
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bring bail money fagit and make sure you have medical coverage.

    Pro Tip: I'll be the least of your worries.

    I think you're not this guy. the person is real but I think you hate the guy and as stated before are trying to "SWAT" this dude. it makes sense.

    Hooch is in some barely; commercial zone while on a map scale the Champs looked closer even though I see it's on Route 66 and you're just in some residential area who got zoning.

    Kingman is one of those new go to places for Californians with so-so money and some film stars own shit out there. most streets have hollywood names like N Van Nuys and Melrose Pl.

    fucking hell. It's weekend Ranchers basicly. go to one weekend every few months to play ranch handler
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb At least those big gals work and I doubt Africans a problem in a biker friendly place.

    they'll show up soon enough.
    I think the Mexicans don't hang out much because they're trying to get as far away from the border. I heard San Diego was like that. Most ran for LA and San Francisco but at one time few stuck around San Diego. now California is a sanctuary state so they started moving in. No problem with that/ Most are just looking for work and they're good workers. the "Lazy Mexicans" was never a thing. they just took a long 2 hour lunch and worked till 6pm instead of 5 and did 3x as much work in a day that most white people would do. physical labor work that is.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ It's when your life revolves around dirt. You live in a hut made from dirt. You eat dirt sandwiches and dirt soup. You drink mud. Your entertainment is picking up piles of dirt and moving them around. You don't own clothes you just cake your body in dirt. Etc.

    "By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.”

    - God
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ It's when your life revolves around dirt. You live in a hut made from dirt. You eat dirt sandwiches and dirt soup. You drink mud. Your entertainment is picking up piles of dirt and moving them around. You don't own clothes you just cake your body in dirt. Etc.

    You are so one dimensional. You can do more for entertainment with dirt than just move around piles of it. You can make holes in dirt to make the piles. Then, when are bored with moving them around, you can entertain yourself even further by putting things or people in the holes and then move the piles of dirt on top of them. You could also move multiple piles together forming a dirt fort from which to wage mudball fights. You could make one large pile from all of your piles and once your whole village pissed down one side you could use for a slip and slide on hot days. You have clearly never been a dirt poor person or even observed one in the in it's native habitat.
  10. I would make one million tiny piles of dirt shaped like a diamond.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would make one million tiny piles of dirt shaped like a diamond.

    How tiny?
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I heard when you start drilling holes there is always one Neighbor who rats you out to Code enforcement. Because they want to know what you're doing. are you digging a secret basement and not want to pay for building permits. or are you trying to steal water. what are you doing that you're disturbing earth?

    lol dirt disruption.
  13. Originally posted by Chios Honey I heard when you start drilling holes there is always one Neighbor who rats you out to Code enforcement. Because they want to know what you're doing. are you digging a secret basement and not want to pay for building permits. or are you trying to steal water. what are you doing that you're disturbing earth?

    lol dirt disruption.

    God made water how can you literally steal water when it's below you're feet and you n ed it for life..... I don't mind stealing bread, #LilSportysHomeLife
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are so one dimensional. You can do more for entertainment with dirt than just move around piles of it. You can make holes in dirt to make the piles. Then, when are bored with moving them around, you can entertain yourself even further by putting things or people in the holes and then move the piles of dirt on top of them. You could also move multiple piles together forming a dirt fort from which to wage mudball fights. You could make one large pile from all of your piles and once your whole village pissed down one side you could use for a slip and slide on hot days. You have clearly never been a dirt poor person or even observed one in the in it's native habitat.

    We were so dirt poor that we couldn't afford fancy dirt entertainment.
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  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker How tiny?

    One million grains per pile.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ We were so dirt poor that we couldn't afford fancy dirt entertainment.

    Is he bragging about his lawn mower again keenen
  17. Originally posted by Chios Honey I heard when you start drilling holes there is always one Neighbor who rats you out to Code enforcement. Because they want to know what you're doing. are you digging a secret basement and not want to pay for building permits. or are you trying to steal water. what are you doing that you're disturbing earth?

    lol dirt disruption.

    Those kind of people should be dragged out behind the shed and shot.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ We were so dirt poor that we couldn't afford fancy dirt entertainment.



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One million grains per pile.

    That would be like 10 lbs of dirt per pile, you would be rich.
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  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Those kind of people should be dragged out behind the shed and shot.

    for real. I mean on a large scale, Dirt Displacement also become water displacement can cause building damage. but on a large property that's your own fucking business. Karen is ready and waiting.
  20. I'll take dirt rich over dirt poor any day of the week.
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