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1. 2017-05-29 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #7741
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny because I'm insanely attractive

   
   No offense, but you are a wee bit of an ugly duckling.
2. 2017-05-29 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #7742
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo Oh stfu. This is the retarded thread.

   
   ??
   
   I just said he's gonna enjoy it. Calm down M8 dang dang dang.
3. 2017-05-29 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #7743
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Dargo No offense, but you are a wee bit of an ugly duckling.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny also because of my sky high self confidence

4. 2017-05-29 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #7744
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This thread has been KRANGED
   
   
   
   KIDS OUT OF THE POOL, IT'S TIME FOR KRANGPOST
5. 2017-05-29 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #7745
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2 AM ON THE EAST COAST IS KRANG HOUR
   
   
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6. 2017-05-29 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #7746
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon 2 AM ON THE EAST COAST IS KRANG HOUR
   
   

   
   The bigger one needs to be seriously shot...wait ten years and shoot the smaller one as well.
7. 2017-05-29 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #7747
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon 2 AM ON THE EAST COAST IS KRANG HOUR
   
   

   
   fucking lol I saw that in image search as well, wasn't sure why but I guess I can see the resemblance now
8. 2017-05-29 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #7748
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny because I'm insanely attractive

   
   Lanny isn't going to admit it, but he likely has thought of totse/zoklet members while masturbating, at least imagining them in certain scenarios.
   
   And, of course you can perfectly heterosexual IRL, with no attraction to males (although you have admitted to, in your own words, acting "gay as fuck" when drunk (and with whoever the people that you act this way around are) and still masturbate to gay porn. No, really, I genuinely stating I believe/agree with this. What you find arousing mentally can be vastly different from what occurs when actually around others. There are various reasons why straight men might masturbate to gay porn. I've done it a few times.
   
   Just look at this, 40K subs. Although, it is Reddit, after all. But, then again, Lanny certainly does fit into a certain SF cliche. https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/
   
   You've also admitted to fapping to gay erotica.
   
   I don't know how this has progressed/changed over the years, and of course I could bring up much more supporting evidence, but it does make you wonder. Have you ever questioned/analyzed your sexuality while on LSD?
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9. 2017-05-29 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #7749
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Lanny isn't going to admit it, but he likely has thought of totse/zoklet members while masturbating, at least imagining them in certain scenarios.
   
   And, of course you can perfectly heterosexual IRL, with no attraction to males (although you have admitted to, in your own words, acting "gay as fuck" when drunk (and with whoever the people that you act this way around are) and still masturbate to gay porn. No, really, I genuinely stating I believe/agree with this. What you find arousing mentally can be vastly different from what occurs when actually around others. There are various reasons why straight men might masturbate to gay porn. I've done it a few times.
   
   Just look at this, 40K subs. Although, it is Reddit, after all. But, then again, Lanny certainly does fit into a certain SF cliche. https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/
   
   You've also admitted to fapping to gay erotica.
   
   I don't know how this has progressed/changed over the years, and of course I could bring up much more supporting evidence, but it does make you wonder. Have you ever questioned/analyzed your sexuality while on LSD?

   
   
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10. 2017-05-29 at 7:03 AM UTC

    #7750
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I know that was obviously a joke, Lanny. You're the ones that has repeatedly missed them, misinterpreted jokes, in the past.
    
    The topic of you and homosexuality came up. My post was perfectly relevant.
    
    Do you you admit to having masturbated to any thought that involved male members of totse/zoklet? You don't have to say which ones, simply "yes" or "no".
    
    Along with the question on LSD.
11. 2017-05-29 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #7751
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have never masturbated to the thought of any member of totse/zoklet of either sex, although piegirl is insanely attractive.
    
    LSD hasn't have any particular effect in that regard. I don't really enjoy sexual experiences while tripping, the grossness of the whole thing is kinda highlighted. I mean it feels good but the cerebral elements of a trip are much more interesting than the physical ones.
12. 2017-05-29 at 7:16 AM UTC

    #7752
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'd probably plop it in that blondes ass that is on TC sometimes but other than that I didn't know females were even a thing among us.
13. 2017-05-29 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #7753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop I'd probably plop it in that blondes ass that is on TC sometimes but other than that I didn't know females were even a thing among us.

    
    You mean Scrawny?
14. 2017-05-29 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #7754
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Dargo You mean Scrawny?

    
    Naw idk her name I think it starts with a "k" she's skinny aqnd blonde I only saw her once on tc for like 5 seconds I had to log off and go tend to something so it was a very brief encounter.
15. 2017-05-29 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #7755
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Naw idk her name I think it starts with a "k" she's skinny aqnd blonde I only saw her once on tc for like 5 seconds I had to log off and go tend to something so it was a very brief encounter.

    
    I was kidding. That was probably Kreepy Kay.
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16. 2017-05-29 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #7756
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny although piegirl is insanely attractive.

    
    The new theme is potential lolicon.
17. 2017-05-29 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #7757
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's her quirky-cute look more than looking young, but I see how you could think that.
18. 2017-05-29 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #7758
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who's piegirl?
19. 2017-05-29 at 7:36 AM UTC

    #7759
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Dargo Who's piegirl?

    
    8 year old girl that used to post on Zoklet.
20. 2017-05-29 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #7760
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    only the qt-est poster to grace our fine forums. And my our fine forums I mean Zok's fine forums.