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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra had a dream that I was able to run around on all fours and it was extremely fast and more comfortable than running upright

    thought I woke up and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard. turned out I was still asleep. woke up for real and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard.

    u turned into an aminal

    butterfly dream 2.0
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I become a furry I'm going to be REAL MAD
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  3. i always thing foxes are cute to have sex with.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I was almost a furry once.

  5. Originally posted by aldra had a dream that I was able to run around on all fours and it was extremely fast and more comfortable than running upright

    thought I woke up and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard. turned out I was still asleep. woke up for real and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard.

    Would be a drag having to buy two pairs of shoes every time.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i always thing foxes are cute to have sex with.

    You're a fox fucker, too??
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra if I become a furry I'm going to be REAL MAD

    Sorry, aldra, I don't make the rules: you were more comfortable in the dream, therefore on every level except physical you are a beastie that runs on all fours. You'll come to terms with it gradually, I'm sure. Probably a... uhh... raccoon? That's the only four legged fucker I could see figuring out how to code with minimal prodding. You don't need to adopt a fursona, but might I interest you in some coon/coonself pronouns?
  8. Originally posted by Meikai …Probably a… uhh… raccoon? That's the only four legged fucker I could see figuring out how to code with minimal prodding. …

    I'm sure a weasel would do just fine.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Living on a city rooftop
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I had a dream that a massive goliath like Nemesis was chasing me, bashing down walls and stuff

    when it got close it had the face of Arnold Vosloo from the old Mummy movie, or 24 I think
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Scronny and I were walking down the street near our apartment and I heard I a terrible noise. I looked behind us and there was a giant fuckoff tornado eating buildings. I tried to get us to run *toward* it, because I figured we'd be safer in our building than in the street and our building was between us and the 'nado, but scronny rightly made the call we wouldn't make it in time. He made me cling to a... like... street sign post? And he ran over to the other side of the street and did the same. But the tornado was still coming, and it wasn't perfectly centered with the street - it was a little more toward that side of the street. So I watched as it engulfed him and someone else, powerless to stop it. The 'nado passed, and scron was gone.

    The apartment was on the same side of the street as me and it, as I did, survived the winds. I went home, shaken and convinced that scronny was dead, but his cool sister who I've never met showed up and told me he'd be back. I didn't believe her, but it got my hopes up. Just as I was about to give up on hope, I wanna say like... 2 days later? Scron burst through the door. Details from here are a bit muddy, shit happened fast, but there was an elf who was pissed off, something about someone being stabbed through the hand (maybe one of scronny's ancestors stabbed the elf?), and also scronny had the power to pull people's souls out of their body, store them in the aether, and also relocate them into new bodies (including artifical ones - he could put you in a light switch if he wanted). His sister started freaking out that the elf was coming and scron agreed (maybe tornado was the elf's fault idk), so he succ'd her soul out to protect her from him (the elf), then the same with mine.

    That's when I woke up. That's a lot of... granular detail, but I swear it's not all post-hoc confabulations. My dreams are fucked.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Dunno if it's last night or the night before but I had another dream where scronny had powers. I figured out some core truth of the universe, essentially figured out how to "ascend", but only partially succeeded. But my insight allowed scronny to succeed completely? Like I unlocked magic, figured out how people could cast spells, but had a crippling mana deficiency. If I'd never discovered it, scronny couldn't cast spells. He wouldn't have been a god. It couldn't have been done without me! I should have godlike powers! I got nothing out of it. Worse than nothing, I got a tantalizing taste. Like unrequited love. Tragic.

    All I really remember from it is being bitter and jealous that I had 10% of what I, by all rights, deserved. 10% understanding of a thing I, myself, discovered. Like a retard who said something really insightful by sheer chance, and that insight enabled someone much smarter than them to cure cancer. The retard gets none of the credit, none of the accolades, and depending on the society might still die from cancer if the treatment costs too much. Unless they're one of the Happy Ones, that retard is going to die bitter. That was me.
  13. Scron is an alchemist with strange chemical powers.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Really leading me to question the wisdom of my posts about scientific subjects which I'm too stupid to capitalize on meaningfully but which might bear fruit for humanity in the future. Like... in the very unlikely scenario I'm ever "onto something", I will get nothing from doing that except possibly pain. No credit, no acknowledgement, and if I unlock the secret of warp travel for some dickish egghead... if humanity begins colonizing the stars in my lifetime... I may well end up too poor to afford a ticket. A tantalizing taste, the bittersweet happiness of knowing it's possible but never enjoying the fruits of my own labor.

    "Planting trees whose shade I will not know" is one thing, that's how I viewed it until now. But planting trees whose shade I CAN FUCKING SEE and then being locked in the stocks on a blazing hot summers day 10 feet from the edge of that tree's shadow? That's another thing entirely.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Dreamt some guy was looking for me at a party, gave me diazepam. Think he was a werewolf for I was. Place was about to go up in flames but I was in an elevator and watched them burn as I went up only the people in the elevator survived. Came out i was carrying a skateboard and shopping bag, people looki g for me. Tried to get to the house I qa staying, that guy was still looking for me. There was a river I couldn't cross qnd the sign to the lane was so creepy. I was staying with an old woman in a witch cottage. I think the guy liked me and found me there.

    Then at my dad's house in the countryside moon coming out someone accuse me of anorexia I go outside to get away bht the moon isn't high enough for me to see. I think a iur elena and how it seemed we were 16 just yesterday, wonder if passing time is real. Some goth gave me a hug.

    Next we at 1986 korean Olympics. Those faces, the blonde family one had cancer. Media interested in him. People were wearing those windbreaker jackets. Next I go for walk everyone dressed creepy goth cobbled streets underground motorway very victorian scary too many cars. I stand in alleyway could fall down into motorway, lots of ghouls with me I get a girl to take a photo. Haunting all have black circles round eyes some faces are blurred. I was a male.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    This is freaking me out because I googled it this morning and there were Asian Games held in Korea in 1986. Idk how I could have known that.
  17. I dream't I was crouching over Kafka's face shitting in her mouth and she was saying "come on hurry up, I want to taste your meaty shits"
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I dream't I was crouching over Kafka's face shitting in her mouth and she was saying "come on hurry up, I want to taste your meaty shits"

    lol
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I wonder why I dreamt of some guy giving me Diazepam. I gave some girl in a nightclub bathroom some of mine then she asked me to come into the toilet cubicle but I said no. That was years ago though.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I really think I had a psychic dream and can't imagine any reason why that event.
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