Britney Spears Divorce

1. 2023-09-03 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Wait Britney’s single? Imma shoot my shot

   
   Get in line first. there are probably 20 candidates she has to approve first before dating each one before allowing anyone to woo her
2. 2023-09-03 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Fox do you ride Motorcycles?
3. 2023-09-04 at 12 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah why
4. 2023-09-04 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #24
   Kafka sweaty
   My ex gf poured acid over her hand bcus she watched fight club too many times.
   
   
5. 2023-09-04 at 3 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I thought the fight club book was shit tbh. Best ones imo are Survivor, Invisible Monsters and Pygmy.
6. 2023-09-04 at 3 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   and then
7. 2023-09-04 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I didn't like Snuff or Damned either. Still haven't read Choke or Lullaby.
8. 2023-09-04 at 3:15 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I left Damned in Dublin airport when I finished it. I wonder what happens to the books I abandon on my travels, if they're still in hostels or someone swiped them.
9. 2023-09-04 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I'm reading HOW TO FAIL AT EVERYTHING AND STILL WIN BIG BY SCOTT ADAMS THE INVENTOR OF DILBERT ITS PRETTY GOOD IM A SLO READER BECAUSE I DONT HAVE GOOD ATTENTION BUT I THINK ILL FINISH THIS ONE HEARD
10. 2023-09-04 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Kafka Does anyone else think it was Sam's original plan to have a baby with her just for the child support money after the divorce? It's a good thing she had a miscarriage.

    
    I think you should have a baby and kill it and yourself
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster
11. 2023-09-04 at 6:36 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka My ex gf poured acid over her hand bcus she watched fight club too many times.
    
    

    
    She was supposed to use lye, idk if lye is really that bad but that movie made me afraid of it. I've tried tattoo removers that were just acid but idk the pH. But strong acid and bases probably fuck you up equally.
    
    And she looks awful.
12. 2023-09-04 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 She was supposed to use lye, idk if lye is really that bad but that movie made me afraid of it. I've tried tattoo removers that were just acid but idk the pH. But strong acid and bases probably fuck you up equally.
    
    And she looks awful.

    
    she looks like she suffers from the AIDS
13. 2023-09-04 at 9:03 PM UTC

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    posting in an alt thread
14. 2023-09-04 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.. yes, it is. sodium hydroxide is one of the most destructive chemicals to human tissue that wont kill everyone in an enclosed room as soon as the lid is removed.
    
    i used some to 'clean' animal bones a few weeks ago and within about ten minutes the warm-temperature water with the dissolved lye disintegrated all the ligaments, tendons, and tissue. it was possible to watch the actual tissue dissolve.
    
    if hot water is used, and a large enough volume of water/lye, it will completely dissolve the bone as well
    
    its what they use in mexico in 55-gallon drums…they set the body in the sun and in a few weeks its human yoghurt

15. 2023-09-04 at 9:48 PM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse2118 posting in an alt thread

    
    how many of yours are in this thread?
16. 2023-09-04 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    you're looking at it pal
17. 2023-09-04 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse2118 you're looking at it pal

    
    "pal"
18. 2023-09-04 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #38
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    alt
19. 2023-09-05 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    fart