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Chris Chan's Charges Dismissed

  1. 2023-09-01 at 2:15 PM UTC
    #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2023-09-01 at 2:18 PM UTC
    #22
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I just put it on in the background while I'm doing other stuff

    i guess i'll have to do this at work.
  3. 2023-09-01 at 2:32 PM UTC
    #23
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is 3 hours of my life worthy spent on this.

    no .
    Watch the geno samuel one instead

    it's only like 1k hours
    i'm 10 episodes behind



    start here
  4. 2023-09-01 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #24
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    kiwifarms after you watch the entire geno samuel documentary kinda feels like this



    we are all broken
    there is no home for us anymore
    DOYOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT REGENCY SQUARE
    HE CHANGES HIS NAME
    AT LIKE 10 YEARS OLD
  5. 2023-09-01 at 2:40 PM UTC
    #25
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    gee

    suses.
  6. 2023-09-01 at 3:04 PM UTC
    #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, he loses his v-plates to a hooker and brags that he 'gives her the same strong-handed massage as he does to his mother'
  7. 2023-09-01 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he tries to brag about the length of his penis by saying he can get the head in his butthole, and if he tucks his balls back he can 'even walk'
  8. 2023-09-01 at 3:27 PM UTC
    #28
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  9. 2023-09-01 at 3:42 PM UTC
    #29
    Bradley Black Hole
    I watched a 54 part documentary about Chrischan and CWCVille, honestly that was the most entertaining 54 hours I ever experienced.
  10. 2023-09-01 at 3:42 PM UTC
    #30
    Bradley Black Hole
    then he fucked his mom and got caught cuz he told this hot ass crazy bitch about it online, that's when I was like yeah im done with this
  11. 2023-09-01 at 4:08 PM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    “So, the Prosecutor/State of Virginia drops the charges on the condition Chris be institutionalized to a certain degree and that he be kept away from Barbara.”
  12. 2023-09-01 at 4:14 PM UTC
    #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker “So, the Prosecutor/State of Virginia drops the charges on the condition Chris be institutionalized to a certain degree and that he be kept away from Barbara.”

    he's going to chimp out in a halfway house
  13. 2023-09-01 at 4:25 PM UTC
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I wonder if he got his legos back
  14. 2023-09-01 at 4:27 PM UTC
    #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by totse2118 I wonder if he got his legos back

    I like how the guys who visited his rental place after he burned his house down said 'he had a lot of lego. a lot of melted lego'
  15. 2023-09-01 at 4:55 PM UTC
    #35
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  16. 2023-09-01 at 5:53 PM UTC
    #36
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra he tries to brag about the length of his penis by saying he can get the head in his butthole, and if he tucks his balls back he can 'even walk'

    That's pretty impressive to me, not going to lie.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2023-09-02 at 6:35 AM UTC
    #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump That's pretty impressive to me, not going to lie.

    honestly can't disagree, though he lies constantly so who knows

    he followed that up with 'I'm not going to do it again because it's smelly in there'
  18. 2023-09-02 at 8:52 AM UTC
    #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he 'made up' a story of how he had a 'gay experience' at summer camp when he was seven, pretending to be a troll stalking himself in order to 'learn the trolls' plans'

    it is extremely specific...


  19. 2024-01-01 at 11:17 AM UTC
    #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  20. 2024-01-01 at 11:54 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse2118

    Lol this one is such a classic

    CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 is a video uploaded on 5 November 2013, in which Rocky Shoemaker holds the camera[1] while Chris guides the viewer around a Lego version of Manchester High School. Ironically, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school gal-pals had only pitied him and hadn't really been his friends

    Rocky shoemaker was a pastor from his church.


    [Chris is seated in what appears to be a public restaurant. His hair is shoulder length and he is wearing a long sleeved lime-green top with a black Extra Life T-shirt over the top. The aspect ratio of the video is unusual and the video appears to warp, possibly as the result of YouTube's anti-shake feature.]

    Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, Virginia. And I here to [stumbles over words] about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on--over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013. [camera pans left] This lovely high school! Stud-to-scud...size...scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the Lego Friends series available on the Lego Channel on YouTube. Dedicated to the high school I went to, Manchester High. Go, Lancers.

    [to the camera person] All right, put it back onto me now.


    Just imagine that, filming a Lego highschool that falls apart and breaks shooting Lego bricks all over the floor of a McDonalds while Chris chan essentially holds a female pastor hostage to record the video.

    This scene always sticks in my brain for some reason. The sheer absurdity of it maybe
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