2023-08-23 at 12:54 PM UTC
Do you b thinkin damn Im hungry again or just check the clock with a fixed schedule?
I eat like an orange or banana or just 6 beers that works too throughout the day.
Then i eat 1 1/2 plates of food.
Das it folks
2023-08-23 at 12:57 PM UTC
Today I'm having a hard boiled egg, a cup of raspberry tea and tonight I'm doing an egg salad sandwich (I hard boiled a lot of eggs yesterday).
I might eat some grapes with it.
Other people i know eat 4 times a day like Pete Green/Paul Wozny fatass and then blame it on a thyroid problem
2023-08-23 at 12:58 PM UTC
i just do whatever my body tells me which is make cake for breakfast
2023-08-23 at 1:21 PM UTC
Most doctors agree more frequent smaller meals are better than 1 or 2 large meals.
I usually eat once a day, dinner time...fuck the doctors.
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2023-08-23 at 1:29 PM UTC
I eat better in jail. Least I get fruit and veg in jail, and you only get canteen(commissary?) Once a week so I never ordered treats and lost so much weight and actually was healthy for the first time in my life. I was a fucking fussy eater before I went to jail
Last nice I ate a whole packet of crackers with philladelphia on and 8 fudge pop tarts but I was abit stoned so ...you know..
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2023-08-23 at 1:32 PM UTC
yeah its crazy the jails here fatten you the fuck up . MY dad went to jail and gained so much weight and half the stories he told me involved food or the cafeteria drama people trading trays. Food is basically peoples entire life in there, people will do jail job like art or whatever just so they can get a bigger tray
When I was in the mental hospital I would press the other patients and make them hide in their rooms to avoid me and then steal their tray
2023-08-23 at 1:34 PM UTC
How many packets of Raman and honeybuns for a blowjob?
2023-08-23 at 2:02 PM UTC
My ringtone went off in class and it was so gangster when NLE CHOPPA starts playing in my backpack and I'm this middle age white man in the front and they're all 18 and 75% non white lol
2023-08-23 at 5:54 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
I eat small amounts throughout the day. I never eat a " complete meal" unless it's an occasion such as Thanksgiving.
2023-08-23 at 11:08 PM UTC
I would also have sexual intercourse with a doctor
today I have eaten 1 cyberpork and 1 slice of cake
I need to go to the store and buy crackers AND BY NEED I MEAN WANT BECAUSE I WON'T DIE IF I DOn"T DO THAT
but I probably will be hungry at 3am
