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I can't believe people eat three times a day.

  1. 2023-08-23 at 12:54 PM UTC
    #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you b thinkin damn Im hungry again or just check the clock with a fixed schedule?

    I eat like an orange or banana or just 6 beers that works too throughout the day.

    Then i eat 1 1/2 plates of food.

    Das it folks
  2. 2023-08-23 at 12:57 PM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Today I'm having a hard boiled egg, a cup of raspberry tea and tonight I'm doing an egg salad sandwich (I hard boiled a lot of eggs yesterday).

    I might eat some grapes with it.

    Other people i know eat 4 times a day like Pete Green/Paul Wozny fatass and then blame it on a thyroid problem
  3. 2023-08-23 at 12:58 PM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i just do whatever my body tells me which is make cake for breakfast
  4. 2023-08-23 at 1:21 PM UTC
    #4
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Most doctors agree more frequent smaller meals are better than 1 or 2 large meals.

    I usually eat once a day, dinner time...fuck the doctors.
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  5. 2023-08-23 at 1:26 PM UTC
    #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Most doctors agree more frequent smaller means are better than 1 or 2 large meals.

    I usually eat once a day, dinner time…fuck the doctors.

    This. You're supposed to grazing all day and keeping your metabolism on its toes. But like... ain't nobody got time for that, so I feast once a day.
  6. 2023-08-23 at 1:29 PM UTC
    #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I eat better in jail. Least I get fruit and veg in jail, and you only get canteen(commissary?) Once a week so I never ordered treats and lost so much weight and actually was healthy for the first time in my life. I was a fucking fussy eater before I went to jail


    Last nice I ate a whole packet of crackers with philladelphia on and 8 fudge pop tarts but I was abit stoned so ...you know..
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  7. 2023-08-23 at 1:32 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yeah its crazy the jails here fatten you the fuck up . MY dad went to jail and gained so much weight and half the stories he told me involved food or the cafeteria drama people trading trays. Food is basically peoples entire life in there, people will do jail job like art or whatever just so they can get a bigger tray

    When I was in the mental hospital I would press the other patients and make them hide in their rooms to avoid me and then steal their tray
  8. 2023-08-23 at 1:34 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How many packets of Raman and honeybuns for a blowjob?
  9. 2023-08-23 at 1:40 PM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How many packets of Raman and honeybuns for a blowjob?

    there is a lack of drugs in this transaction
  10. 2023-08-23 at 2 PM UTC
    #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How many packets of Raman and honeybuns for a blowjob?

    I'll do it for two and you can keep the food when we're done
  11. 2023-08-23 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    My ringtone went off in class and it was so gangster when NLE CHOPPA starts playing in my backpack and I'm this middle age white man in the front and they're all 18 and 75% non white lol
  12. 2023-08-23 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    does eating ass count
  13. 2023-08-23 at 2:34 PM UTC
    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll do it for two and you can keep the food when we're done

    wow
  14. 2023-08-23 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I eat small amounts throughout the day. I never eat a " complete meal" unless it's an occasion such as Thanksgiving.
  15. 2023-08-23 at 10:40 PM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Most doctors agree more frequent smaller meals are better than 1 or 2 large meals.

    I usually eat once a day, dinner time…fuck the doctors.

    I'd fuck doctors.

    Yeah I eat 4-5 small meals a day, usually beef, onions, and mushrooms for dinner but that's my biggest meal. the rest is fruit.
  16. 2023-08-23 at 11:08 PM UTC
    #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would also have sexual intercourse with a doctor

    today I have eaten 1 cyberpork and 1 slice of cake
    I need to go to the store and buy crackers AND BY NEED I MEAN WANT BECAUSE I WON'T DIE IF I DOn"T DO THAT
    but I probably will be hungry at 3am
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