2016 homeless is easy if you have WIFI

1. 2016-01-13 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   BUILD A SHACK!. Mine is behind a movie theater and the dryer vent is keeping me from freezing to death. GATHER SUPPLIES. Wood, a metal garbage can for hobo fires, vodka and potato's, canned meat (no label), bread, sausage. an acoustic guitar. TARPS and old towels, linens STAY AWAY FROM MOISTURE I'm under a shack and blankets and my laptop is dry as fuck under here even though its currently snowing in Fargo N Dakota FIND ELECTRICITY OR MAKE IT. build an outdoor nuclear or fusion power Genny just don't go solar or I will hunt you Down and call you a faggot. What else does a man need? Cash and internet. Steal the cash and eat lunch at every establisment around the shack and collect all the WiFi passwords FUCK 3G I GOT FREE G SON!!!! http://m.imgur.com/I2HTSH8
2. 2016-01-23 at 7:21 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Hang out in laudrymats. There's usually free wifi, free coffee, free electricity, and free shelter. Libraries are good for homeless as, free wifi, free electricity, free shelter, and free books to read. You'll be winning all your life getting all that free stuff.
3. 2016-01-23 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   Or just take advantage of all the free foodstamps, benefits, smartphones, unemployment, disability, education jobtraining, and other shit we give you for free in the US.
4. 2016-01-24 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm already doing that and its not enough. I am the blob and I consume entire empires
5. 2016-01-25 at 8:55 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   I'm already doing that and its not enough. I am the blob and I consume entire empires

   
   You're winning big time.
6. 2016-01-25 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You go champ. You should write a book on your success
7. 2016-01-25 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its already in the works. Me and sploo are working on the HOW TO BE COMFY AS FUCK IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION chapters right meow
8. 2016-01-27 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   notreal Yung Blood
   I had a pretty bomb set up behind a super Walmart, gotta get some pics. If you have internet and a dry warm place to sleep your pretty much set. Thats what Richard Stallman been doing.
9. 2016-01-27 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And john aka me https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
10. 2016-05-06 at 7:36 AM UTC

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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    If you need money and have WiFi u can get on gpt sites and make at least 10 dollars a day
11. 2016-05-06 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    If you need money and have WiFi u can get on gpt sites and make at least 10 dollars a day

    
    
    I also have unlimited time and patience. And I'm still homeless.
12. 2016-05-07 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I am almost there myself bro
13. 2016-05-07 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #13
    zok jr. Houston
    i just imagine that my skeleton is me and that my body is my house so im always at home
14. 2016-05-07 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I saw the grocery store security guard going home for the day so I'm thinking about looting some meds
15. 2016-05-07 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #15
    zok jr. Houston
    just suck his dick for $5 while hes on the way out and get yourself some liquor
16. 2017-05-28 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    E Z
17. 2017-05-28 at 6:10 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I lived under a bridge for a while. I had internet, a tent, a water supply, alcohol, PDWs, and pellet guns. That was all I needed
    
    Eventually my stupid drunken behavior got to be too much though, and I had to get out of it
    
    Then I come back into society and everybody and everything seems so fucking fake and superficial. And everybody is like OMFG U LIVED UNDER A BRIDGE??! HOW DID U SURVIVE TEH WINTER?!?! It only gets to about 20F in the winter here.
    
    It's not that big of a deal but people nowadays bitch about having no money while at the same time are so far removed from true poverty that their brains explode when its brought to their attention that there are people less fortunate than they are
18. 2017-05-28 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah bridges are chill, I have 4 in my current territory. I'm gonna use a grappling hook to spray paint NIGGASIN.SPACE and LEGALIZE CRYSTAL METH in places no mortal non drug abusing humans will be able to clean.
    
    
19. 2017-05-28 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yeah bridges are chill, I have 4 in my current territory. I'm gonna use a grappling hook to spray paint NIGGASIN.SPACE and LEGALIZE CRYSTAL METH in places no mortal non drug abusing humans will be able to clean.
    
    

    
    Mine was a railroad bridge and I used to spray paint my username on box cars
    
    NIS wasn't around then so I couldn't spray it
20. 2017-06-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

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    nonarky Houston
    become a hooker