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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    so if I were to have taken the test and received a low score you would consider my reporting that to you as evidence against the autism hypothesis?

    Absolutely, as long as you take the test properly and are honest about the score you receive. Even if you lie to me you won't be able to unsee it.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice
    so if I were to have taken the test and received a low score you would consider my reporting that to you as evidence against the autism hypothesis?

    Absolutely, as long as you take the test properly and are honest about the score you receive. Even if you lie to me you won't be able to unsee it.

    Quoted. I scored 20. Looks like I have a critical case of notism.
  3. The test cannot be answered by anyone who isn't a retard. I can't even figure out where to put my name.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Quoted. I scored 20. Looks like I have a critical case of notism.

    Oh well. *shrugs* Were you sober?
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Oh well. *shrugs* Were you sober?

    I don't remember, chances are no, I did have to answer like 50 boring questions. And if that isn't occasion to drink I don't know what is.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. protip: taking stupid tests while sober is a common symptom of mental retardation.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Bound to lower the score you'll receive, but I'll drop the subject, as promised. Self-assessments do tend to be highly inaccurate, to be fair, but the chance of false a negative is far higher than that of a false positive.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-28T03:45:54.952568+00:00

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-28T03:48:33.354968+00:00
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice but the chance of false negative is far higher than that of false positive.

    "lol"
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Forgot "a" twice, how odd. It's true, though.

    Autism is generally like insanity, the ones who have it tend to be in denial or unaware.
  10. Originally posted by Darth Beaver Nobody envies water shortages, high crime, crippling debt, and rampant liberal suppression of free speech, nobody.

    Don't forget gun control

    And you can't even have a fucking intake on your car there
  11. That autism test was fucking dumb. Taking the test in the first place should give you 20 points.

    Your score was 11 out of a possible 50.
    Scores in the 0 - 25 range indicate little or no Autistic traits.
  12. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Don't forget gun control

    And you can't even have a fucking intake on your car there

    I like how everything causes cancer only in California. They must breed 'em weak over there.
  13. Lets make our own autism test riddled with Rattox pi backdoors, ads and spread it around aspie forums, 4chan and reddit and get people like Malice obsessed and repost it. Surely we can control a bunch of autists on the internet? How about coupons for nootropics if they do the test and get referalls, or bitcoin.
  14. mfw I call into work sick the day after a long weekend, show up for one day and then miss the next two days.

  15. Originally posted by 1337 I like how everything causes cancer only in California. They must breed 'em weak over there.

    Lol, I love how those warnings are worded. "This chemical is KNOWN to the state of California to cause cancer."

    Full of typical Californian pretentiousness and superiority.
  16. Cancer warnings and prohibition give me cancer
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged




    I believe I've reached an extremely high level of self-denial, to the point where I've driven normal human desires, crucial aspects of standard human nature, to the lowest point most could achieve short of joining a good Buddhist monastery and taking the study and practice seriously. Even the most basic, for even food, sexual desires, love, normal goals in life, they're all gone.

    And I'm not necessarily that depressed.

    It's such an odd state to be in. Of course we're all highly interconnected and dependent on each other, but it feels almost like being "outside" of humanity.

    You have to understand that for literally a decade this was a deliberate attempt, and the post mental breakdown period of intense rumination and reflection completed it.

    Definitely had a wide array of really strange behaviors and beliefs particularly starting around 8th grade. There's always been an immensely strong drive toward self denial and an attempt to eradicate aspects of my own humanity that I did not want.

    I wonder if I'm at the point where I could deliberately starve myself to the point of death and be able to endure it. Not that I would actually attempt it, but I think I could at least come very close. Detachment from life.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-28T05:16:40.718774+00:00
  18. I just burned my last hit FUCK
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, that reminds me.

    Lanny, you've claimed before that you've never felt any particular longing for company and that romantic relationships have been a massive time sink that amount to nothing.

    If you could take a pill that would provide all the benefits of positive social interaction, do you believe you would have friends, pursue love, or even communicate casually like you do on this message board? If you could return to a childlike state where books, games, other simple activities were enough to keep you happy (You once said that looking back you could see yourself as a sort of utility monster due to the disproportionate amount of utility you would receive from activities), without any of the obligations of adult life, if you had enough money to be financially secure for the rest of your life, would you simply drop out, become a hiki, and embrace that lifestyle? Not 100% shut-in, but leaving without any desire for human relations, any dependence on them to fulfill emotional/psychological needs.
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    What kind of question is that? If I was on a drug that made me not want social interaction would I want social interaction? Obviously not, the question answers itself. I probably wouldn't take anything advertised as such a drug through, being skeptical of our actual ability to eliminate the need for other people. Human interaction isn't reducible to gross levels of bio-available chemicals in the brain.

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