How to get a picture from your phone onto niggasin.space

1. 2017-05-27 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This task pushes technology to its very limit and requires several (3 or 4, 5 is ideal) devices with a high quality internet connection and several hours of your life.
   
   STEP 1
   
   Making the picture in photoshop - 1 second. Direction/Steps: make the photo in photoshop
   
   STEP 2
   Upload picture to the internet
   
   Okay for this we are going to use imgur
   First we have to go on the website to upload the picture BUT WAIT THE PICTURE WAS MADE ON A PHONE WHICH MEANS WE NEED THE APP
   
   *WARNING YOUR PHONE HAS INSUFFICIENT DATA TO COMPLETE THIS TASK
   
   Step 2.5 DELETE THINGS I NEED TO MAKE ROOM FOR THINGS I DON'T NEED - time of completion : 10 minutes
   
   STEP 2.99999WARNING!!! IMGUR HAS GONE OVER TIME ALLOTMENT AND REQUIRES TO MANY TABS/MULTIPLE BROWSERS AND ENERGY TO PROCESS REQUEST, REDIRECTING UPLOAD.
   
   ZTEP DUECE.50.99 - THE attempt to post the above gif in my browser resulted in glitching and crashing of Google images (SEE THREAD: https://niggasin.space/thread/12208)
   So I had to open the same link in another browser in about 5 tabs to get to the actual picture BBC code file
   
   Step 3 Delete IMGUR app.
   
   Step 4 Upload the picture to facebook instead
   
   STEP 5 CHANGE PLACES!!!
   
   Now we are on the computer and we must download the facebook picture off facebook onto the desktop PC
   
   Step 6 Upload to imgur
   
   NOW WE TRAVEL BACK TO STEP 0 WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POST FROM MY PHONE AND DECIDED IT NEEDED A PICTURE
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/12273?p=1#post-176946
   
   Okay we posted the post now we just have to CHANGE PLACES!!! one final time back to the computer, refresh niggasin.space and edit the post and include the imgur pic.
   
   E Z
   
   I remember back in the 90's you could post pictures online directly from your computer in 1 tab, 1 browser on a 100mb ram windows 98 machine. Now it takes 100 devices, 50 tabs, 4 browsers and pushes smartphones to their limit and breaks web 3.0 several times.
   
   And society expects me to work and pay taxes? for this? nah
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-05-27T23:45:33.954120+00:00
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-05-28T02:13:50.248435+00:00
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2. 2017-05-27 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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3. 2017-05-28 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   How did the internet get so complicated??
   Remember when photobucket worked ? Easy peasy now you cant do shit.
4. 2017-05-28 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This task pushes technology to its very limit and requires several (3 or 4, 5 is idea) devices with a high quality internet connection and several hours of your life.
   
   STEP 1
   
   Making the picture in photoshop - 1 second. Direction/Steps: make the photo in photoshop
   
   STEP 2
   Upload picture to the internet
   
   Okay for this we are going to use imgur
   First we have to go on the website to upload the picture BUT WAIT THE PICTURE WAS MADE ON A PHONE WHICH MEANS WE NEED THE APP
   
   *WARNING YOUR PHONE HAS INSUFFICIENT DATA TO COMPLETE THIS TASK
   
   Step 2.5 DELETE THINGS I NEED TO MAKE ROOM FOR THINGS I DON'T NEED - time of completion : 10 minutes
   
   STEP 2.99999WARNING!!! IMGUR HAS GONE OVER TIME ALLOTMENT AND REQUIRES TO MANY TABS/MULTIPLE BROWSERS AND ENERGY TO PROCESS REQUEST, REDIRECTING UPLOAD.
   
   ZTEP DUECE.50.99 - THE attempt to post the above gif in my browser resulted in glitching and crashing of Google images (SEE THREAD: https://niggasin.space/thread/12208)
   So I had to open the same link in another browser in about 5 tabs to get to the actual picture BBC code file
   
   Step 3 Delete IMGUR app.
   
   Step 4 Upload the picture to facebook instead
   
   STEP 5 CHANGE PLACES!!!
   
   Now we are on the computer and we must download the facebook picture off facebook onto the desktop PC
   
   Step 6 Upload to imgur
   
   NOW WE TRAVEL BACK TO STEP 0 WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POST FROM MY PHONE AND DECIDED IT NEEDED A PICTURE
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/12273?p=1#post-176946
   
   Okay we posted the post now we just have to CHANGE PLACES!!! one final time back to the computer, refresh niggasin.space and edit the post and include the imgur pic.
   
   E Z
   
   I remember back in the 90's you could post pictures online directly from your computer in 1 tab, 1 browser on a 100mb ram windows 98 machine. Now it takes 100 devices, 50 tabs, 4 browsers and pushes smartphones to their limit and breaks web 3.0 several times.
   
   And society expects me to work and pay taxes? for this? nah
   
   Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-05-27T23:45:33.954120+00:00

   
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5. 2017-05-28 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion How did the internet get so complicated??
   Remember when photobucket worked ? Easy peasy now you cant do shit.

   
   now I have to open photobucket in 2 browsers because it crashed on the first one and open 3 tabs on the second browser to get to the image BBC code link.
   
   You used to just be able to right click copy image location URL on the first browser but now because its loading Web4.0 POWERED BY FACEBOOK GOOGLE AD SENSE routed through seven NSA databases right click does nothing.
   
   

   Originally posted by Dissociator Wanna play ss13? Hippie station 13 gont

   
   okay