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  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley My roommate lost all of his documents yesterday and my spanish good enough that when he talks on speaker phone i can literally pick out enough of the conversation to understand

    he said he lost his wallet with meth and 60$ in it and all of his paperwork

    whoever he on the phone with saya "Your roommate probably stole it."

    he says "I lost it outside walmart and wasn't with him."

    "oh"

    like come the fuck on now you really think imma be nice to this lady when she comes over? She hears dude's missing someone and tries to blame me.

    K, that's the reason why when she comes over I wait an hour and a half and ask if her she's homeless or what her plan is after she leaves, and i'm like okay, go do that.

    Steal her wallet the next time she comes to the house.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein One of my favorites



    Perfect since you’re already wearing a mask

    Well ig you have something to look forward to 🫀
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Then tell her to not enter your home…in Spanish.

    Did you and donttellem not get along?
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Well ig you have something to look forward to 🫀


    We both do ❤️💋

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  5. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Ask her in Spanish and then tell her that her pussy stinks

    She keeps sexually harassing me about having a baby with her. I'm just not up for that much imbalance in a home structure
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny low iq organism need less sleep than those with higher iq.

    That's the opposite of true
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  7. Pete Green African Astronaut
    she told me to stop speaking to her and said "you're a dumb" or something close to that. then kept forcing a reciprocation of angry lust towards me. I felt truly violated

  8. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Also wellhung has been angry and hostile towards me as well. asked me if I wanted an e-beatdown because of a conversation unrelated to his jealous ass between Wren and Myself. and somehow I stepped on Daddy's shoes (I guess he's Wrens, owner?)

    my goodness. the way you find out about shit on here is sometimes surprising. I'm a patient Boy, I wait and wait and wait
  9. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein We both do ❤️💋


    I would of fuck her fat ass and titty fucked her in the butt but then I would have forced her to choke on my load (That means sperm) and then hit her in the boobies with that sledgehammer first. what a tard
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's the opposite of true

    show me sleeping insects.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Whewww Chile!! Imma sleep goood tonight ❤️
  12. CandyRein Black Hole


    ❤️
  13. kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    Up in smoke was good ❤️
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein We both do ❤️💋


    We will see 😁

    If I was a woman I would probably want to get to raped too so don't feel bad.
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Shut up silly WTH lol
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  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Shut up silly WTH lol

    Lol you're about to go to sleep? I'm just getting up. You work nights every other week?
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I work 2nd shift ..off every other weekend..yes im about to call it a night…
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I hope everyone had a terrific Tuesday 🥰
    It was a lot of fun posting today …I always have moor fun when LaLa is around…

    Looks like my work here is done 😴🌙❤️
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole


    😭😅

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