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1. 2023-08-15 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #24381
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bradley My roommate lost all of his documents yesterday and my spanish good enough that when he talks on speaker phone i can literally pick out enough of the conversation to understand
   
   he said he lost his wallet with meth and 60$ in it and all of his paperwork
   
   whoever he on the phone with saya "Your roommate probably stole it."
   
   he says "I lost it outside walmart and wasn't with him."
   
   "oh"
   
   like come the fuck on now you really think imma be nice to this lady when she comes over? She hears dude's missing someone and tries to blame me.
   
   K, that's the reason why when she comes over I wait an hour and a half and ask if her she's homeless or what her plan is after she leaves, and i'm like okay, go do that.

   
   Steal her wallet the next time she comes to the house.
2. 2023-08-15 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #24382
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein One of my favorites
   
   
   
   Perfect since you’re already wearing a mask

   
   Well ig you have something to look forward to 🫀
3. 2023-08-15 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #24383
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Then tell her to not enter your home…in Spanish.

   
   Did you and donttellem not get along?
4. 2023-08-16 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #24384
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Well ig you have something to look forward to 🫀

   
   
   We both do ❤️💋
   
   
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   • Cowboy2013
5. 2023-08-16 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #24385
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Ask her in Spanish and then tell her that her pussy stinks

   
   She keeps sexually harassing me about having a baby with her. I'm just not up for that much imbalance in a home structure
6. 2023-08-16 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #24386
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny low iq organism need less sleep than those with higher iq.

   
   That's the opposite of true
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   • CandyRein
7. 2023-08-16 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #24387
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut
   she told me to stop speaking to her and said "you're a dumb" or something close to that. then kept forcing a reciprocation of angry lust towards me. I felt truly violated
   
   
8. 2023-08-16 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #24388
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut
   Also wellhung has been angry and hostile towards me as well. asked me if I wanted an e-beatdown because of a conversation unrelated to his jealous ass between Wren and Myself. and somehow I stepped on Daddy's shoes (I guess he's Wrens, owner?)
   
   my goodness. the way you find out about shit on here is sometimes surprising. I'm a patient Boy, I wait and wait and wait
9. 2023-08-16 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #24389
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein We both do ❤️💋
   
   

   
   I would of fuck her fat ass and titty fucked her in the butt but then I would have forced her to choke on my load (That means sperm) and then hit her in the boobies with that sledgehammer first. what a tard
10. 2023-08-16 at 7:42 AM UTC

    #24390
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's the opposite of true

    
    show me sleeping insects.
11. 2023-08-16 at 8:47 AM UTC

    #24391
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Whewww Chile!! Imma sleep goood tonight ❤️
12. 2023-08-16 at 8:54 AM UTC

    #24392
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    ❤️
13. 2023-08-16 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #24393
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    
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    • CandyRein
14. 2023-08-16 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #24394
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    Up in smoke was good ❤️
15. 2023-08-16 at 9:03 AM UTC

    #24395
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein We both do ❤️💋
    
    

    
    We will see 😁
    
    If I was a woman I would probably want to get to raped too so don't feel bad.
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    • CandyRein
16. 2023-08-16 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #24396
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Shut up silly WTH lol
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    • Cowboy2013
17. 2023-08-16 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #24397
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Shut up silly WTH lol

    
    Lol you're about to go to sleep? I'm just getting up. You work nights every other week?
18. 2023-08-16 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #24398
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I work 2nd shift ..off every other weekend..yes im about to call it a night…
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    • Cowboy2013
19. 2023-08-16 at 9:27 AM UTC

    #24399
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I hope everyone had a terrific Tuesday 🥰
    It was a lot of fun posting today …I always have moor fun when LaLa is around…
    
    Looks like my work here is done 😴🌙❤️
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2023-08-16 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #24400
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    😭😅
    
    😴❤️