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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I meant Fixed That For You not Fixed It For You.

    lmaaaaaooooooo

    EXACTLY MY FUCKING POINT THANK YOU!!!!!!!

    who the FUCK says FIFY??????? Even Speedy Parker who is like 60+ years old is not enough of a boomer to say "FIFY" i've never seeen anyone in my life say "FIFY"

    except for here
  2. #42
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY

    Yeah My "SKINNY SHOULDERS"
  3. #43
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If a woman tells you that to take a vacation without you she's making an exit plan dumbass. Change the locks while she's gone and move on with life. What little of it you have…

    No she wanted me to go but I didn't have money to go at the moment.

    THATS WHY!!

    Idiot
  4. #44
    Go to the North Pole. Stand on top the very pole.
  5. #45
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Yeah My "SKINNY LUMPY SHOULDERS"


    FTFY
  6. #46
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green No she wanted me to go but I didn't have money to go at the moment.

    THATS WHY!!

    Idiot

    How much was it to go?
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  7. #47
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley How much was it to go?

    If I was broke my wife would pay my way. He needs a better woman if she can't help a nigga out.
  8. #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    Not his wife and she left him awhile ago he just won't admit it again
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Alone time. She got to go see friends.







    Originally posted by jerryb If I was broke my wife would pay my way. He needs a better woman if she can't help a nigga out.

    This

    Originally posted by Bradley Not his wife and she left him awhile ago he just won't admit it again

    And this
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green No she wanted me to go but I didn't have money to go at the moment.

    THATS WHY!!

    Idiot

    But you said you were gonna go to Reno while she was gone. Is Reno cheaper than where she went?
  11. #51
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If a woman tells you that to take a vacation without you she's making an exit plan dumbass. Change the locks while she's gone and move on with life. What little of it you have…

    Yeah you need to get rid of this bitch ASAP

    FIFY
  12. #52
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Go to the North Pole. Stand on top the very pole.

    I'll stick you on it anus first and tap your head down and then stand on your shoulders. How about that instead?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker But you said you were gonna go to Reno while she was gone. Is Reno cheaper than where she went?

    Of course. it's a 200 miles drive from me. rooms are as low as 60 bucks at like circus circus on certain nights. She went for a week. I was just gonna go for over night or 2 days. Southwest is like 59 bucks each way. the round trip to Wisconsin was like 900 bucks
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Pete Green Of course. it's a 200 miles drive from me. rooms are as low as 60 bucks at like circus circus on certain nights. She went for a week. I was just gonna go for over night or 2 days. Southwest is like 59 bucks each way. the round trip to Wisconsin was like 900 bucks

    You could very well have sold yourself to some ugly women for that money.
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green I'll stick you on it anus first and tap your head down and then stand on your shoulders. How about that instead?





    Of course. it's a 200 miles drive from me. rooms are as low as 60 bucks at like circus circus on certain nights. She went for a week. I was just gonna go for over night or 2 days. Southwest is like 59 bucks each way. the round trip to Wisconsin was like 900 bucks

    But you couldn't even afford that
  15. #55
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green I'll stick you on it anus first and tap your head down and then stand on your shoulders. How about that instead?





    Of course. it's a 200 miles drive from me. rooms are as low as 60 bucks at like circus circus on certain nights. She went for a week. I was just gonna go for over night or 2 days. Southwest is like 59 bucks each way. the round trip to Wisconsin was like 900 bucks

    where she going to in Wisconsin? Does she want company? My penis works so that'll be a nice change of place.
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  16. #56
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker But you couldn't even afford that

    well he is a delivery driver for mcdonalds, what do you expect?
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  17. #57
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € You could very well have sold yourself to some ugly women for that money.

    You're getting more vicious. Nothing like our spec
  18. #58
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker But you couldn't even afford that

    No shit

    Bad times for me
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Pete Green oh ok.

    where did you go with it? back to Manchester UK

    Nowhere yet, I just got it.
  20. #60
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo was a mail order husband, tricked some poor girl to get that green card and then dumped her like a bad habit. lol jk

    If Vinny stop trying to nonce kids he could get some old gal to sponsor him and come to the land of fridges and cars.
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