Yeah seems the UK has a lot more for people in case they fall on hard times, only thing I don't like is the gun laws there. Of course you don't seem the kind of fella needing the dole check, some people just not good at the work thing.
Originally posted by jerryb
Yeah seems the UK has a lot more for people in case they fall on hard times, only thing I don't like is the gun laws there. Of course you don't seem the kind of fella needing the dole check, some people just not good at the work thing.
A friend of mine was on the dole from leaving school at 16 to about age 35...when they finally forced him to take a job as a tax collector. Lazy bastard.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
A friend of mine was on the dole from leaving school at 16 to about age 35…when they finally forced him to take a job as a tax collector. Lazy bastard.
Lucky they don't have hillbillies because all would be on the dole. A lot of them have a career goal of getting on disability. lol
Originally posted by jerryb
Lucky they don't have hillbillies because all would be on the dole. A lot of them have a career goal of getting on disability. lol
They have the equivalent..there are entire government housing estates where everyone is on the dole and getting their rent paid.
They all smoke and drink and when asked "why do you waste money on smoking and drinking when you're on the dole" they say
"It's the only pleasure I have in life"
WELL MAYBE GET A FUCKING JOB AND YOU'LL HAVE A FEW MORE...YA DUMB FUCKING TWAT.
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Here the goal is disability check then work for cash, kinda pull a Bradley. Once you add up the free medical and EBT some them fuckers making more than I did working.
I'm thinkinga bout vacationing to The Gambia to visit my penpal Edrisa, I met him 5 years ago on a facebook group for tasty foods and I would upload pictu4ers of food that i made that looked fucked up and he'd be liek yum yum consistently and say shit like god bless i would eat this meal with you
so we became friends on messenger and I wanna go visit him I said I could bring 100$ a day for us to spend is that enough
he said friend 15$ a day is enough for most tourists to come visit my beautiful country, i said omg im so excited
so i figure i'mma spend about 800-1000$ on a round trip flight and bring 1400$ lol not in cash, there's a way where you can put it on a tourist visa card and imma go take my third world penpal to the nicest restaurants, lets get a prostitute, no nigga not two we turning up for real, get me some of the gin that comes in an unsealed waterbottle, where i buy a machete at? let's go in the bush mufucka we gettin some wood for ur stove, wanan go eat crab legs at the Ritz it's 13$ for the buffet (i looked up lol it's like 55$ a night for the best hotel in the capital) and turn up with my firend, we can go buy some shoes at the store and i wanna go fishing on the river the gambia is a country literally 100% based on the gambia river, he can't swim but i can nigga let's do this !~!~!~!~
i asked him if I can sleep at his house and he said my friend I will sleep on the floor and give you my bed but understand it is this (it looked like a prison cell with a cot and a tv set on two boxes with a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling
I thought this is gonna be so fucking awesome. He makes about 8$ a day being a construction worker who does roofing, for 4 hours he has to do roofing, then he is supervisor for 6 hours. H
Gonna go in winter when no one has work and the weather isn't above 100F
I was gonna go to Havana cuz it's like 450$ flights if you do the direct route round trip and go visit havana, but 100 with yall i'm kinda tired of dealing with all these mexicans in my life and as my roommate was gonna be my like visitor guide to cuba and now i kinda don't wanna be near him much less pay 500 more dollars for him to ride along with me
instead i wanna go to western africa and eat rats and get reception only in coffee shops with a prepaid card lol and go fishing, they got gin there, and prostitutes, drugs aren't a thing but i don't reall ydrink hard liquor so i figure me and this big black guy shaped like a cannonball colored snowman will be lit. He said most people are about 5'6 males and 5' women. I will literally be almost a head taller than everyone there, i am also pure white and he wear a nice watch (23$ Amazon) lol I think this shit would be fun as fuck
and dude makes 8$ a day (most people make 2-3$ a day average) and steals from his job so when he does have off he fixes other people roofs of their shanty sheds with sheet metal as a side come up for people especially during the rain season, he also steals and sells tarps so people in a pinch can give him 2$ and get a big tarp for their roof until they can pay for the roof to be fixed.
i'm like this nigga my boy, i said you ever seen weapons
dude literally jaw dropped and he said i thought you were poor
i said i am nigga that's why i got this shit
and he told me over there, what i was showing him would be a couple decades of bread and water haha and i'm like nigga this is america gang gang
i showed him my mom's house one time and he thinks my family is like royalty i'm like nigga we in a duplex this is normal lol
i go grocery shopping and show him more bags than can fit on the kitchen table and he says "Wow that cat is very very fat." i'm like wym cuz it's old and fat yeah i guess he says "here all cats are skinny"
i'm like lol
I showed him a couple gold rings I own and some silver rings and he was amazed that I possessed such a vast wealth and considered myself poor. LOL
I told him well I get 920 (back then) a month from the government
he said average income here is 800USD annually
I was like damn nigga
now i'm talkinga bout going over there and spending 100$ a day for me and him to live it up and everything we're just gonna put on my travelers visa so it's like 2300$ for everything for a two week adventure into western africa (Military Police are a constant presence and they have not had any issues of terrorism or tourist abduction)
I wanna be the 6'1 white guy whose going over to the western Africa nation of The Gambia and treat my above average wealth (upper middle class but still lives in a cinderblock house with bars on the window like a cell, 2 room + running toilet (which is very impressive there)
has never had a wife or girlfriend,
The buffet there is 13 at the nicest buffet and 55 a night, in miami the ritz has a free buffet when you pay 599$ for a night.
What that tells me is American money is worth about 10 to 1 at least there.
I think this shit would be awesome to go over there, I can eat rat on a stick, they mostly eat rice and beans based meals but if we got lol 1/8th of the average citizens yearly income to spend a day for two weeks, I will give this nigga the most enjoyable two weeks i could ever have staying at the best hotels, gambling, getting hookoers, watching me get extremely drunk and beligerent repeatedly off gin. And they probably have weed there especially if you got white people money and are at a club.
and i figure the last few days we don't spend shit and feel burned out and at the end I go buy him something really expensive (nicest mopeds are like 250$ and don't require a license) and hug him and go back to talking to him once a week on facebook :)
that shit would be a memory forever for both of us, inspired by some dumb shit like pics of burnt pizza on a foodie group and him liking them lol
"Phew, I'm beat! all this laying around, fishing and people leaving free beer on my doorstep really takes it out of a fella, what I need is a good vacation!"
Originally posted by Bradley
I was gonna go to Havana cuz it's like 450$ flights if you do the direct route round trip and go visit havana, but 100 with yall i'm kinda tired of dealing with all these mexicans in my life and as my roommate was gonna be my like visitor guide to cuba and now i kinda don't wanna be near him much less pay 500 more dollars for him to ride along with me
instead i wanna go to western africa and eat rats and get reception only in coffee shops with a prepaid card lol and go fishing, they got gin there, and prostitutes, drugs aren't a thing but i don't reall ydrink hard liquor so i figure me and this big black guy shaped like a cannonball colored snowman will be lit. He said most people are about 5'6 males and 5' women. I will literally be almost a head taller than everyone there, i am also pure white and he wear a nice watch (23$ Amazon) lol I think this shit would be fun as fuck
and dude makes 8$ a day (most people make 2-3$ a day average) and steals from his job so when he does have off he fixes other people roofs of their shanty sheds with sheet metal as a side come up for people especially during the rain season, he also steals and sells tarps so people in a pinch can give him 2$ and get a big tarp for their roof until they can pay for the roof to be fixed.
i'm like this nigga my boy, i said you ever seen weapons
dude literally jaw dropped and he said i thought you were poor
i said i am nigga that's why i got this shit
and he told me over there, what i was showing him would be a couple decades of bread and water haha and i'm like nigga this is america gang gang
i showed him my mom's house one time and he thinks my family is like royalty i'm like nigga we in a duplex this is normal lol
i go grocery shopping and show him more bags than can fit on the kitchen table and he says "Wow that cat is very very fat." i'm like wym cuz it's old and fat yeah i guess he says "here all cats are skinny"
i'm like lol
I showed him a couple gold rings I own and some silver rings and he was amazed that I possessed such a vast wealth and considered myself poor. LOL
I told him well I get 920 (back then) a month from the government
he said average income here is 800USD annually
I was like damn nigga
now i'm talkinga bout going over there and spending 100$ a day for me and him to live it up and everything we're just gonna put on my travelers visa so it's like 2300$ for everything for a two week adventure into western africa (Military Police are a constant presence and they have not had any issues of terrorism or tourist abduction)
The US will probably dial up the terrorism in some of those countries.
Better start getting your shots now, probably need at least 20 to cover all the nasty shit you could catch. All the deadly stuff comes out of Africa or India.
I told him I can sleep on concrete witha yoga mat that you can bring on airplanes (I have always brought mine) and just sleep on that shit like nothing. he said no he would sleep on yoga mat and i sleep on bed.
I'm thinking int he back of my head bro we're gonna go from your crib on the outskirts in sheet metal roof city (I went on google maps, it's third world) and we're gonna just party for two weeks on the strip of the capital that caters to tourists and people with money.
He said oh i've never been there except riding by in bus.
i'm like my god this is gonna be awesome when we're doing shots of bombay (They only have gin and a ginger beer) at a club.
bro they got signs outside their most luxurious establishments that have prices written on cardboard where it's like "SHOTS .25, BEER .50, DINNER 4" lol
i'm like dude we're gonna have so much fucking fun.
