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    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'll give you 4 cents to suck my dick, whore
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I will give you a wooden nickel to lick my cum off the floor.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Duke Zion I will give you a wooden nickel to lick my cum off the floor.

    What kind of an absolute invalid cums on the floor?
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ What kind of an absolute invalid cums on the floor?

    The only appropriate place to cum is in your hand so you can lick it up after.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What kind of an absolute invalid cums on the floor?

    ask your mother.

    she's constantly leaving a 3-foot wide snail trail from her enjoyment of having her clients not wear rubbers when they're using her orifices.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    infinityshock we all know you're a virgin from every single post you make
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib infinityshock we all know you're a virgin from every single post you make

    I'm saving my virginity for someone special so it has meaning.

    you, for instance.

    pucker up, spread your ass cheeks, and take my virginity, lover.
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