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Thinking of Vacationing

  1. #1
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Alone time. She got to go see friends. I said when you come back maybe we can go to San Diego or Santa Barbara for a few days. She said "hell no. 1 vacation per year is enough"

    so fuck it. I'm thinking of going to Vegas. they're going to tear down the Hotel I love so much. the Tropicana to build the new Las Vegas A's after stealing them from Oakland. Not only are they taking our last professional sports team but they're going to tear down the Tropicana on top of it and build it right there. Mind you, it's across the street from the Parking lot that the Shooter killed 50 plus people.

    that's pretty twisted. on top o fit. they never turned it into a memorial park or something you would expect. NOOO its just waiting to be bought up.

    Fuck Vegas, I think I'll go to Reno instead.

    the Bungalos are next to the pool. get a room there if you ever go before they tear it down. they're really NEATO
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  2. #2
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    No they're called Cabana's not Bungalos.

    and aparently they're not for staying in all night. just to rent for a BBQ near the pool. fucking hell. the Bungalos are just standard rooms.

    fuck it. Im not going to Tropicana.

    MGM has Cabana's too but again not for rent the whole night because you'de prolly get raped or robbed or both

    Rooms are pricey too. 300-400 a night for a Vegas room. some run 100 bucks but they stink because faggots smoke cigs in the non-smoking rooms and they can never get that stink out.

    COTT DAMN IT. FUK U PEOPLE FOR JINXING MY SHIT
  3. #3
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    stay'n home and get fat instead

  4. #4
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Your gf left you?
  5. #5
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Speedy's isn't opened yet and I think he was threatening to kill you anyway.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Come to Miami, Florida. 33137. We in there deep. Do you speak spanish or like fishing? We have a lot of cuban women and they all look like you after 35, you will love it. You can stay at my crib and we can tell everyone your my mom's brother who wanted a vacation. TIO WOZNY

    Holler, Paul Wozny. LMK.
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  7. #7
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fuck off.

    I aint no gay and not staying in the Apt of your Pedo room-mate you never turned in and clearly you "Saved it for evidence"


    I don't speak Spanish very well. really not at all. Mi Nombre es Pablo or Pedro but not PEDO
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got this hot tub like half a mile away in one of my customers patios, and she gave me the keycode, I never brought anyone else there, I just show up, walk up to her door, (I don't even knock on it lol) and put all my shit down and swim for like 2 hours as hard as I can and then I go into the hot tub for like an hour or two, when I finish my beers I run full speed into their 5 foot pool and try to do a flipping cannonball (exactly what it sounds like ) and watch splashes everywhere and my back turns red (I get about half a spin) and when i'm freezing fucking cold I run and throw on my shit and start jogging home.

    IT's honestly very exhilerating. Sometimes I don't even go in the hot tub, just swim until I"m exhausted and put on my clothes, jump back in one time, and sprint home as fast I can. I can do it about 3-4 minutes and my friend on his scooter measured the distance for me one day when he gave me a ride (Cubans can put 3 people on one shit 49cc scooter like nothing, ridin nuts to butts) and he said it was .5 and I can't run no fucking 22km marathon, but i practice running a .5miles so I can always escape nigga and I flow with it

    come visit me wozny, I won't hurt you and put you in the ocean.
  9. #9
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Why in all that is Holy would I go to a Hot tub with a gay dude in Miami of all places (let alone here in the SF area)


    Hot Tubs in one of the most hottest and humid areas of the world on top of that. Oh Hot Tub In MIami I MEAN why not jump into a Hot Springs in Hell while you're at it.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    folks i lied i don't swim for no two fuckin hours as hard as I can, I swim for like 20 minutes, then I start doing laps rapidly for 20 and then like 5 minutes of me half ass peddling water and swiming up and down and short distances and enjoying myself.

    but id practice my sprints on the way home, retarded fucking fast, nigga I can sprint a quarter mile in 2-2:15 like nothing and I don't have these nice ass track shoes and lightweight clothing, sometimes I hold a beer while i'm doing it incase i get really thirsty in the middle of my run.

    These other (shorter) people I fuck with can't believe that I can run from here to any distance retarded fast, but I just run like I"m a track star and a white tailed deer combined.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    but yeah fwm come see miami i'm ready for u wozny, i'll be nicer in person to u i promise
  12. #12
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Your gf left you?

    No Shes on Vaca and I'm here cleaning up all the beer and weed smell while painting the shower floor with apoxy resin paint shit stuff whatever


    hopefully by tomorrow she'll never knew one single can of beer or one CBD joint was toked. but im sure the Karen in the building will drop hints.

    "Oh It smelled like Marijuana was being smoked in the building.. blah blah" but will have HOA management contact her.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Pete Green Why in all that is Holy would I go to a Hot tub with a gay dude in Miami of all places (let alone here in the SF area)


    Hot Tubs in one of the most hottest and humid areas of the world on top of that. Oh Hot Tub In MIami I MEAN why not jump into a Hot Springs in Hell while you're at it.

    A lot of heterosexual people have adopted the progressive idea that people should not be discriminated against or treated differently because of their sexuality and who they decide to love. I promise I will never date a man of your size, not to insult you, but I am a fit athletic young man and I am not interested in dating a man who resembles a pealed potato.

    I would never mention sex with any of my straight friends and I appreciate the fact they don't mention my sexuality to me.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    I understand you are like "OW YOW! LONGTIME MEMBERS ARE STRETCHING MY ASSHOLE LONG TIME LONG"

    but the reality of it is you are sick of being continuously called Paul Wozny so you grasped what you feel the most negative thing about me is and repeat yourself.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Your gf left you?

    Wanna see the video?
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    wozny why don't you come to miami, you aint gotta pay for shit,and we can get a rental car and drive around the city, go fishing, asian bars, get a couple cuban prostitutes, buy a bunch of weed and some malt liquor, go to south beach and fuckin turn up, do you have a concealed carry license? we can really turn up if you do, remember I'm like kobe, don't shoot, just pass the ball to me.
  17. #17
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley A lot of heterosexual people have adopted the progressive idea that people should not be discriminated against or treated differently because of their sexuality and who they decide to love. I promise I will never date a man of your size, not to insult you, but I am a fit athletic young man and I am not interested in dating a man who resembles a pealed potato.

    I would never mention sex with any of my straight friends and I appreciate the fact they don't mention my sexuality to me.

    You mean the part where you suck dicks after that dick has been inside of you first?
  18. #18
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley wozny why don't you come to miami, you aint gotta pay for shit,and we can get a rental car and drive around the city, go fishing, asian bars, get a couple cuban prostitutes, buy a bunch of weed and some malt liquor, go to south beach and fuckin turn up, do you have a concealed carry license? we can really turn up if you do, remember I'm like kobe, don't shoot, just pass the ball to me.

    I'v never been to florida and I never plan on going unless for some retarded reason I get a lay-over from a flight on the way home from say NYC or Boston.

    EVeryone I have ever met from there is kind of Pompous and annoying.

    I had an Uncle from Houston Texas and he never wanted to step foot in California. I feel the same way about Florida and I have been to Austin and then Houston and to be Honest, I didn't like Texas either. It smelled like Cattle Shit the entire way through the state from El Paso to Eastern Texas and into Louisianan. NOLA was interesting but Baton Rogue .. fucking hell. What a rude couple we helped move into their home. plus snakes everywhere. Fucking swamp. I just don't like that kind of weather. its like trying to breath through mud. NYC is bad enough in the summer. I never been in Boston Proper (like Downtown) but I'v been in the boston area and it too was kind of swampy but nothing like the deep south.

    Actually Western Texas is nice. It's a dry heat like Vegas.

    but Eastern Texas is grossssss
  19. #19
    you should go to miami and kill bradley
  20. #20
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    I once stayed in New Bedford Mass. really neat little town. some old Colonial Buildings and some Victorian homes. Looks like my Home Town in the San Francisco area. went to the Whale Museum there and we went Duck Pin Bowling. I wanted to open the first Duck Pin Bowling Alley in the Bay Area (Cause I know of none here) but I found out most people just don't play it. it's only Novelty thing. Kids like it because the balls are smaller and they get 3 tries instead of two.

    Ask a Person in New Bedford where you should park your car.


    haha yeah. PACK YA CAW. they really sound like that. its soooooooo lame
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