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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the old days, we'd use rubber hammers.


    So… yesterday, then?
  2. Originally posted by Michael Myers So… yesterday, then?

    Can't remember. Too many rubber hammer blows to the head, I guess.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    writing up a contract for the condo job,, already got the down payment so it hi ho hi ho its off to work I go,, 7 g's in 7 D's
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Peeing.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can't remember. Too many rubber hammer blows to the head, I guess.

    I hope you have healed from that since then.
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just got on my comfy warm robe …had to get in something warm got super soaked in the rain running errands
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wet candy gets sticky
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    😜💖💦
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m at the casino in the cashier line about go get some ones
  10. Originally posted by Michael Myers I hope you have healed from that since then.

    When I have issues, I just use the rubber hammer again a few times and it knocks things back in place.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When I have issues, I just use the rubber hammer again a few times and it knocks things back in place.

    Not true but were it so much would be explained.
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SHhhhhh... I'm wat hunting from my wat bwind. I got a fresh bag of trash sittin on a concrete block out on the porch with a light background so I can see his black ass when he is scurring around out there trying to get into the bag, I got the door open and i'm setup on the couch with a cushon blocking the light off me and a chair in front of me with jackets and t shirts blocking me from him with a shooting slot in the middle of the back of the chair.. right now I'm going to turn up the tv so he feels comfortable making noise,, prolly flip on the tik tok ,, he seems to like it when I'm watching tv and tik tok at the ame time.
    I'll be back
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    earlier I was out smokin a joint and a fox walked right by me
  14. Originally posted by POLECAT earlier I was out smokin a joint and a fox walked right by me

    That fox could very well be an ally of the rat.
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that is none of my concern,, the fox is paid off every week or two with meat from the house
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Just mix baking soda and peanut butter and set it out.
  18. Rats don't have the ability to burp or vomit, so the baking soda builds up pressure in their innards and they die. Some might even explode.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It works on most rodents except the dark ones.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker It works on most rodents except the dark ones.

    The dark rodents are the worst.
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