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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I think burning in hell for all of eternity spooks you a little bit let's be honest here.


    Ed Zachary, his entire spiritual belief system is based on fear and guilt.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by mmQ I think burning in hell for all of eternity spooks you a little bit let's be honest here.

    I think burning in hell for only five minutes scares people even more. Nobody wants to come out undercooked.
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think burning in hell for only five minutes scares people even more. Nobody wants to come out undercooked.

    No problem for you. You've been well done for decades.
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think burning in hell for only five minutes scares people even more. Nobody wants to come out undercooked.

    I've always liked to think that if hell did exist, it would be hot enough to burn you to a crisp instantly, and then you just spent the rest of your time as a piece of charcoal.
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
  6. #66
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I've always liked to think that if hell did exist, it would be hot enough to burn you to a crisp instantly, and then you just spent the rest of your time as a piece of charcoal.

    One plain piece? Or in a bag with your buddies waiting for the 4th of July BBQ?
  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor One plain piece? Or in a bag with your buddies waiting for the 4th of July BBQ?

    All of the pieces at once. Everyone in hell are just evenly dispersed into every piece of charcoal that exists on earth, and they experience the neverending boredom and dread that comes with being sentient but also just being a piece of charcoal that will never experience anything other than that.
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ All of the pieces at once. Everyone in hell are just evenly dispersed into every piece of charcoal that exists on earth, and they experience the neverending boredom and dread that comes with being sentient but also just being a piece of charcoal that will never experience anything other than that.

    At least they know they'll never end up on Rainey St in Arlen.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least they know they'll never end up on Rainey St in Arlen.

    I had to look that up. In Austin? What do they just cook with gas?
  10. #70
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I had to look that up. In Austin? What do they just cook with gas?

    Hank Hill
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    and accessories

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #72
    Originally posted by mmQ I think burning in hell for all of eternity spooks you a little bit let's be honest here.

    Your brain adapts after 100yrs or so you wont even feel the pain anymore.
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your brain adapts after 100yrs or so you wont even feel the pain anymore.

    That's when it resets back to the beginning.
  14. #74
    Forever is a long, long time.
  15. #75
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alice- "How long is forever?"

    White Rabbit- "Sometimes, just one second."
  16. #76
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Forever is a long, long time.

    Time is a human construct...demons don't care about it.
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Time and demons are both fallacies.
  18. #78
    Demons care about time a lot, because they know their days are numbered.

    When he came to the other side into the region of the Gad·a·renesʹ, two demon-possessed men coming out from among the tombs met him. They were unusually fierce, so nobody had the courage to pass by on that road. And look! they screamed, saying: “What have we to do with you, Son of God? Did you come here to torment us before the appointed time?” A long way off from them, a herd of many swine was feeding. So the demons began to plead with him, saying: “If you expel us, send us into the herd of swine.” And he said to them: “Go!” With that they came out and went off into the swine, and look! the entire herd rushed over the precipice into the sea and died in the waters. But the herders fled, and going into the city, they reported everything, including the account of the demon-possessed men. And look! all the city turned out to meet Jesus, and when they saw him, they urged him to depart from their region.

    - Matthew 8
  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ⬆️ scared
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