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Sophies top dating advice for getting dat pretty 16+ girl to like you.

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Say you're at a party and there's a beautiful girl there but she doesn't have a date. There's gonna' be 10 beta orbiters around here, but she doesn't really care about them she knows she is pretty and that guys will fall over themselves trying to please her. So this is what you do, go to the general area where she is at, and basically just ignore her. Act as if you're not interested in her at all she'll think: Oh yeah? We'll see about that, don't shit your pants when she comes talking to you and just be cool about it. Treat her like you would one of your guy friends and soon she'll feel compelled to date you. Trust me, works every time. It's the insecure sligtly less attractive girls that you should shower with attention, the confident pretty one already knows she is pretty(The bitch).

    Anyway, lolis are better regardless, being nice and building a trusting relationship with them works best, peak her curiosity in sexy things and when she asks for more conveniently provide it.


    Shit nigga' i should start a dating advice youtube channel.
  2. #2
    What if we're all just particles and waves flowing endlessly into one another and control is just an illusion of perception.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What if we're all just particles and waves flowing endlessly into one another and control is just an illusion of perception.

    What if there was a invisible flying spaghetti monster above your head right now and you couldn't touch nor see nor measure it, would it still be there?
  4. #4
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    What if we're all just particles and waves flowing endlessly into one another and control is just an illusion of perception.

    This is probably true though.
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  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
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    No that's just how bitches text.
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTzO-_Yl4d0
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    No that's just how bitches text.

    I've never seen an adult woman type like that outside of a sexual context. Maybe I just don't have enough girls I text with in a platonic capacity but I would usually expect "heyy" to happen in the context of "let's do the wierd social ceremony that ends in us having sex and not feeling wierd about over analyzing it" .
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've never seen an adult woman type like that outside of a sexual context. Maybe I just don't have enough girls I text with in a platonic capacity but I would usually expect "heyy" to happen in the context of "let's do the wierd social ceremony that ends in us having sex and not feeling wierd about over analyzing it" .

    Excellent news, this must mean all women in my life under 25 want to fuck me.
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