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  1. #21
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because 70yr old granny wasnt crashing thru the US' southern border.

    Um illegal immigrants of ALL ages cross the border dummy.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um illegal immigrants of ALL ages cross the border dummy.

    i like your evidence-free statements.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i like your evidence-free statements.

    The evidence is readily available if you google for it dumbo.




    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dramatic-photos-show-border-patrol-saving-drowning-migrant-boy-n1006541


    You'll notice they call them "migrants" now instead of illegal immigrants.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The evidence is readily available if you google for it dumbo.




    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dramatic-photos-show-border-patrol-saving-drowning-migrant-boy-n1006541


    You'll notice they call them "migrants" now instead of illegal immigrants.

    observe while johnson boy present evidences of 115 year old granny crossing the US mexhicant border illegally.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny her daughter ended up with you,

    better life


    no she didn't i paid for her to cosmotology school and when I bounced into prison a second time and she realized I wasn't going to change, she found another man who has a good job for his family company he will inherit, multiple cars, close non abusive family, same friend circle, likes that emo music, going to concerts and shares her fetish for Lady Gaga.

    meh I couldn't hack it, he's a better fit for her than my ugly ass and I know this is hard to believe:

    I love her after seven years of being with her 2009-2017/2018, umm realistically i love her with my whole heart and he's better for her than I would ever be and I accept that and don't interfere.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bradley no she didn't i paid for her to cosmotology school and when I bounced into prison a second time and she realized I wasn't going to change, she found another man who has a good job for his family company he will inherit, multiple cars, close non abusive family, same friend circle, likes that emo music, going to concerts and shares her fetish for Lady Gaga.

    meh I couldn't hack it, he's a better fit for her than my ugly ass and I know this is hard to believe:

    I love her after seven years of being with her 2009-2017/2018, umm realistically i love her with my whole heart and he's better for her than I would ever be and I accept that and don't interfere.

    you should have told her that
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    I did and asked her to make a life without me in it because it hurt too much to be friends.

    But everytime I slide over to Wisconsin I hit her up and about half the time I get laid. But we can't be friends because I'm still really in love with her for some reason.
  8. #28
    no, i meant you should have told your ex's mom

    "maam, your daughter is with me, there aint got no better life for her."
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    And I get really drunk and talk a lot of shit about people I don't like, so eventually I Just start criticizing her for leaving me for someone with a family who has money and will inherit everything. At some point I have clarity in my thinking and I realized the best thing she can do is be with him and the worst thing she could probably do is be with me at least if between the two, and I want her to have a nice life as a hair cutter/cosmetologist (or w/e the fuck its called she dye hair, do face treatments, like bunch of shit, she rents a chair at a botique and has a nice customer base)

    Yeah I want her to have a better life and that's attainable by being with a man who has family money and doesn't resort to robbery every couple months for fun.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i meant you should have told your ex's mom

    "maam, your daughter is with me, there aint got no better life for her."

    oh she already know, houses here have paper thin walls, she knows her daughter was getting it from the moment I started staying there on Friday nights (i'd get off work from the restaurant at like 11pm and worked near the apartment complex) and she'd let her daughter and I sleep in the same bed (at 14/16 years old respectively) and bro once I was laying on this nice ass bed,clean sheets, they make me sausage and eggs in a tortilla with this hot sauce they bought for me, wrapped in a paper towel so I don't make more dirty plates, fuckin fire dude, they were all 5 feet tall so I'd put my beer above the cupboards cuz they needed a ladder to get to it but i just reach up and grab another one, i also drink all of the tequila the day after the holidays when there's like half a bottle left and just polish that nigga off, one time I Fell asleep in her mom's room cuz her brother was staying over and I was so sleepy/drunk I tried to fuck her mom thinking it was her and I Remember wondering why her thighs are so fat suddenly as I'm like pullin on her a lil bit to try to get under/over her and uh yeah she was cool, i think she had sex with me but i don't really remember but i rememberher ontop of me getting it a lil bit and uh then she said ic an't sleep in her mom's bed even if her brother is staying over for a couple days

    I had a nice life but i traded it for a life of violence, drugs, drinking, illegal money, and like what I grew up to understand is the life at least where I"m from.

    I paid for her to go to VICI beauty school which is probably the only honetsly like other than loving her the only good thing I ever did but i forked up the couple thousand bucks when everyone thought I was poor and she has a nice life now because of it so when I visit my mom she picks me up in this nice ass car and I try not to drink, we smoke weed a little bit, get food, I get laid and she drops me off and I never discuss it with anyone I know. Her new boyfriend is the same height as her (5') so i kinda expect he has a little dick or no stamina (unlike your boy bradleyb who busts, clenches his balls, and then keeps fucking in about 30 seconds so I can back to back to front in like an hour at a parking lot near you.

    I know she loves me still, she tells me so, but i don't wanna constantly be hanging onto her, we been broken up for 5 or 6 years, but part of me still misses her, loves her, and has remorse for the fact I couldn't make a nice life for myself with her.
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    But bitches are a dime a dozen and there's like 5 different people who want me the way I want her, but i'm not really interested in settling and anyone who wants me obviously is a dumbfuck who would link up with someone without they shit together, so I kinda don't have interest and know if I start fucking someone every night and tell them I love them I could very well end up with that dumbfuck for life. so I just avoid all that shit.
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    And yes folks, I did just say

    "I am not interested in dating anyone who has an interest in dating me cuz they're obviously a dumbfuck who would date someone without their shit together and not someone I would be comfortable potentially making a life/children with because they would obviously be a dumbfuck if I was honest with them about everything and they knew everything."

    self depreciating statement but at least i'm not ignorant to it.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Bradley is feeling so ronery

  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny observe while johnson boy present evidences of 115 year old granny crossing the US mexhicant border illegally.

    Observe how Vinny conveniently forgets what comment he challenged..which was:

    "Um illegal immigrants of ALL ages cross the border dummy. "

    Stay in special school kid.
  15. #35
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Vinny a lot of the border they can just walk across, not raging rivers to cross. Plus a Mexican granny probably around 30 yo. lol
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  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Vinny a lot of the border they can just walk across, not raging rivers to cross. Plus a Mexican granny probably around 30 yo. lol

    A Mexican virgin is any girl over ten that can outrun her brothers.
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Observe how Vinny conveniently forgets what comment he challenged..which was:

    "Um illegal immigrants of ALL ages cross the border dummy. "

    Stay in special school kid.

    lets see 115 year olds.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Bradley Remember when Donald Trump proved to the Mexican voter base that he's down with the Mexicans and Mexicans love him, while being photographed with a taco salad bowl in the Qdoba restaurant in Trump Tower and people were like

    holy fuck this is racist as fuck

    and there's that fucker (who at the time I vehemently supported) smiling with a taco bell lookin meal saying mexicans love him, look at what they made him or some shit lol



    a week before this tweet he had said mexico is sending us "their rapists and murderers, they're not sending people like you and me, these are some bad hombres."

    and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."

    and i said "ya he do that a lot."

    Good times
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    I can't believe I got wasted and told you all about her lol

    I do miss that bitch. The pornography I recorded doens't help cuz I jack off to it tot his day.
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    IF I could do my entire life over, I wouldn't have ever started drinking, wouldn't have cheated on her when I was a horny young man trying to put my pipe anywhere I could fit it, wouldn't have talked shit/spent my life online making money&playing runescape, I would've apologized instead of telling her to get fucked and her smashing a tallboy beer (Unopened) into the back of my skull, I wouldn't have slapped the shit out of her brother when he started nodding out after he asked his mom for money for groceries, left for two minutes, and then started nodding out in the bathroom, I would've bought more Grocery Store gift cards for her mom.

    I wouldn't have been trapping out of the apartment or having her ask her daughter why a 17 year old has a pistol in his dirty laundry (Where I used to keep it) or make her wonder why when she hides a bottle of tequila I can find it faster than a drug dog can smell pot.

    I would've lived my life differently and would've not brought her over for christmas where my mom called her a "stuck up spick" on christmas eve.

    I'd have done a lot different.
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