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The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Pete Green Hey, I had to come back just for this. RULE 1: Dont talk about Patch-Fight Club . Rule 2: Go see Rule 1


    You're a fucking glowie or a stupid mother fucker who thinks because he was a former Prospect that his BOYS at the bar are gonna go to prison or take a life for your bitch ass,

    And you shouldn't think that YOURE the only one who knows MC around here. MOTHER FUCKER

    I DONT DROP NAMES> ALL YOU DO IS BLOW_HARD ABOUT YOUR FED FRIENDS AND YOU RATTING OUT FOR MONEY AND YOU SET FIRES FOR INSURANCE MONEY BUT AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED IN THE 1980S SO STATUTE OF LIMITATION IS UP

    RICO, MOTHER FUCKER.

    im gonna read this in a jedi nasal voice for lulz and put it on youtube
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If your gonna fuck sheep, which is not recommended, don't fuck an ugly one.

    speaking from personal experience.

    or regret.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is no men's room. There are 2 spotless unisex single occupancy restrooms.

    ↑ forcing men to pee like women
  4. #64
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny speaking from personal experience.

    or regret.

    both
  5. #65
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ forcing men to pee like women

    Nah unisex rooms at first you see it like "Wait a minute are you trying tom make me gay" but then you realize they are usually just BATHROOMS like stalls???? tjhats it. They have them a lot here at homelesss type deals, saves on space for da poor
  6. #66
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ im gonna read this in a jedi nasal voice for lulz and put it on youtube

    Record it video
  7. #67
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ Nah unisex rooms at first you see it like "Wait a minute are you trying tom make me gay" but then you realize they are usually just BATHROOMS like stalls???? tjhats it. They have them a lot here at homelesss type deals, saves on space for da poor

    its one thing to have both standing and seating urinals in the same booth, but its another to have just the sitting bowl and force men to pee sitting like women.

    unless it lets men pee standing without lifting the toilet seat or onky have squating bowl.
  8. #68
    im depressed now no bar
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Apparently Vinny can't resist the urge to sit and pee if given the opportunity.
  10. #70
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Hey, I had to come back just for this. RULE 1: Dont talk about Patch-Fight Club . Rule 2: Go see Rule 1


    You're a fucking glowie or a stupid mother fucker who thinks because he was a former Prospect that his BOYS at the bar are gonna go to prison or take a life for your bitch ass,

    And you shouldn't think that YOURE the only one who knows MC around here. MOTHER FUCKER

    I DONT DROP NAMES> ALL YOU DO IS BLOW_HARD ABOUT YOUR FED FRIENDS AND YOU RATTING OUT FOR MONEY AND YOU SET FIRES FOR INSURANCE MONEY BUT AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED IN THE 1980S SO STATUTE OF LIMITATION IS UP

    RICO, MOTHER FUCKER.

    Where has he talked about telling on people?

    Either way I think a little surprise buttsecks will do him some good.
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Where has he talked about telling on people?

    Either way I think a little surprise buttsecks will do him some good.

    ⬆️Self confession
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Apparently Vinny can't resist the urge to sit and pee if given the opportunity.

    ↑ this guy thinks about oter men peeing.



    constantly.
  13. #73
    Bradley Black Hole
    no bullshit if i'm ever within an hour of there I will hit you up and come eat and drink a little bit and give u a nice tip while I check out the place (if that's cool)

    the last thing I Would try to do is fuck up another man's money, business or home.
  14. #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley no bullshit if i'm ever within an hour of there I will hit you up and come eat and drink a little bit and give u a nice tip while I check out the place (if that's cool)

    the last thing I Would try to do is fuck up another man's money, business or home.

    Mind your Ps and Qs and spend.
  15. #75
    Bradley Black Hole
    Do I get a photo with the legend? If not I'm not driving an hour to get a grilled blooming onion and hear loud country music while I drink overpriced beer.

    Will you hit me with your cane on cam? I won't hit you back. But like we could do a sketch comedy where, I asked you to put on CNN and now I need to leave but I didn't pay yet but you're so angry that you hit me with your free hospital cane.

    If you wear the hospital gown I will tip double.
  16. #76
    Bradley Black Hole
    How much do you plan on charging for the 6 Miller Genuine Draft, some large fries, and a fish fry platter (on fridays)?
  17. #77
    Bradley Black Hole
    If it's anywhere close to 60 bucks, you're a straight up kike. But I'd gladly pay 38 & leave a 12$ tip.
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Fishing is all you can eat on Fridays for 14.95
  19. #79
    You gotta catch it yourself?
  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ You gotta catch it yourself?

    That's on Saturdays
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